knogle

verb. The action of scraping one's fingers, hands or knuckles on a sharp edge or corner inside a computer case while removing a device such as a PCI card or drive power cable. This is usually caused by parts being difficult to remove requiring such an application of force that once the object gives the hand pulling upon it is whipped across the interior of the computer case typically resulting in multiple lascerations. A bleeding knogle occurs if the injury (injuries) result in a substantial amount of blood loss.

I knogled myself removing a Kitchen Sync dual time-base corrector from my Amiga 2000 the other day requiring the use of a bandaid. (true story!)

by Gimli August 2, 2004

Knogbomb (NAWJ-Bawm)

To tell/hit someone with a huge piece of news or information, one that sends them reeling.

Stand back, I'm about to drop a Knogbomb...Sarah and Brad are dating.

by Patrick Alberty May 9, 2005

Knogo

A person who thinks they are so smart cause they correct grammar

Pat is a knogo

by Hlock September 16, 2014

Knoger chogger

A lumberjack with an axe bigger than him while he’s wearing flannel

I wanna be a knoger chogger when I grow up

by THE BOOMER 👨🏻‍🦳 November 23, 2019

knoger chogger

A lumberjack with an axe bigger than him and wearing flannel

Son:daddy why are u suck a knoger chogger

by Nugger begget November 23, 2019

knogma

The best Artist in the world

Omg knogma is the best

by Minecaft player February 27, 2021

knogolabidible

A word that is the sigma male version of saying knowledgeable. who actually knows how to spell that? i had to search it up. only true chads use this word, this deeper meaning of being smart

Person 1: How did he pass the test? Almost everyone in the class failed!

Person 2: He must be knogolabidible...

The person in question: *gigachad noises*

by worthius March 3, 2022