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knob-jockey 

"I'm not a knob-jockey. I like girls!"
knob-jockey by truthtalker October 9, 2003

knob jockey 

Meaning 1.
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse.

Meaning 2.
A anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is riden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard.
Example 1.

Dude, I heard Rodney is a knob jockey.

Example 2.

Frances, fuck that man is so tight with is cash. Fucking knob jokcey.
knob jockey by TROYum May 4, 2005

knob jockey 

although Dale Winton has recently married I was always under the impression that he was a knob jockey
knob jockey by Peter Donohoe June 27, 2003

nobjockey 

a way of describing someone as being homosexual by the way they cycle/ride an animal. By likening it to that of some one riding a cock. The use of "gidde up!" follows
Borris Johnsen when he rides his bike looks like a nobjockey
nobjockey by Yoshi Meiosis February 9, 2004

Knob Jockey 

1) One who rides a dick
2) One who is a complete fagatron.
"Shut up david you knob jockey! "
"go ride some more dick you knob jockey"
Knob Jockey by TeamRandom January 12, 2005

Grand National Knob Jockey 

Meaning 1:
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse. Similar to Knob Jockey but to an extreme level.

Meaning 2:
An anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is ridden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard. A Knob Jockey of the highest order could compete at a national level.
Example 1:
Tony: That lad is some Grand National Knob Jockey.
Pat: Oh stop I’d say he never gets off it!

Example 2:
Hank: What is the Gibbins lad like?
Harry: Well to be honest, se is no less than a Grand National Knob Jockey!