knitting

What we call hooking up.

Me and that guy were knitting at the movies the whole time!

by ily xo. August 5, 2007

Knitting

Having really great sex.

guy 1: I was totally knitting last night with my girl.

guy 2: Oh what yarn did you use?

guy 1: you idiot, I'm talking 'bout sex!

guy 2: I knew that man... I knit all the time too!

by JayeWings February 20, 2011

Knitting

The buildup/process of obtaining the status of fleecing. Knitting means not quite fleecing, but not exactly just happy either, and is still classified by a feeling of natural highness, just not to the extent of someone who is fleecing.

Bro, i just finished my homework, cleaned my car, and did my chores. Im knitting right now because im anticipating this weekend when we hit up those sweet waves, drink our pina colodas, and make out with extremely hot women.

by DustC December 1, 2009

Knitting

The act of receiving head from two people at one time by pushing both of their heads down on the count of "one" and "two." Similar to the "knit one, pearl two" in knitting. Perfect for a guy sitting in between two females.

Jill: So what did you do this weekend Jack?
Jack: I went knitting with your mom and sister, Jill. It was pretty fun actually.
Jill: (unaware of the meaning of knitting) Alright then..

by KnittingMaster April 25, 2010

Knit

To kill somebody, usually a square

Once I knitted a square

by joe scrub January 24, 2007

knitting

My friends' and me's code word for smoking pot.

I hung out with Chelsea and Kristina yesterday. We didn't do much, knitted and then spent about $100 at Taco Bell.

by Courtney January 15, 2005

knit-wit

knit-wit: A person with a flair, knack or love of the knitting/crocheting craft; Handy with yarn and needles; A knitting/crocheting enthusiast.

Jan could hardly contain herself about the upcomming knitting cruise. "Yes. that Jan - she's a real knit-wit!"

by isabelydancer00 July 28, 2010