Fuck me Mike, he has Dark Knighted us once again! I’m not sure how much more of this shit I can take. I mean I’d like to say he has good reason but I know for a fact he is just fucking pussy
by Clown Turkerson March 27, 2021
Get the Dark Knighted mug.The process in which one tries to deceive another out of money. Knighter's are mainly associated with the trade of narcotics, such as marijuana. Term originally derived from the legendary Matt Knight, who has been known to give the most horrible counts of all.
A knighter can be converted into a math formula, so you too can execute this swindle!
x = Amount of money given to you
y = Amount of marijuana you confer to the buyer
x
--- = y
2
(For an added bonus, if the buyer is already under the influence of marijuana, it is acceptable to replace 2 with 3 or even 4)
A knighter can be converted into a math formula, so you too can execute this swindle!
x = Amount of money given to you
y = Amount of marijuana you confer to the buyer
x
--- = y
2
(For an added bonus, if the buyer is already under the influence of marijuana, it is acceptable to replace 2 with 3 or even 4)
by Printnamehere December 22, 2004
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The best lover you could ever ask for.Loyal and true and amazing in the sack.Kisses like a celebrity and has a wild sexual side.Loveable and totally cute!The best boyfriend ever.
Megan - "I love me some Knighten."
by [[MeAnTtOsIn]] February 10, 2008
Get the Knighten mug.When your brain is so scrambled after an all nighter that you have actually convinced yourself that night is spelled "knight."
Darren: Dude, how did you manage to achieve the impossible and actually manage to fail a Microeconomics test?
Daniel: Bro, I have no idea. I even pulled an all knighter for the test!
Darren: No wonder you failed the test....
Daniel: Bro, I have no idea. I even pulled an all knighter for the test!
Darren: No wonder you failed the test....
by I_need_sleep September 29, 2011
Get the All Knighter mug.A term associated with Marijuana or and other drug. It is also know as a bad count(usually half of what you want). Bad dealers give you knighters in hope of you thinking they are cool and letting them smoke in your circle.
by Scott Clarkin December 14, 2004
Get the Knighter mug.The act of seducing a woman to believe your intentions are righteous, and then to fuck her and immediately never speak to her again.
by Macvance December 28, 2016
Get the kighted mug.When one decides to see a movie several times, sometimes in succession, much like how many people saw The Dark Knight at least three times.
I hope you brought money for lots of popcorn. Billy and the gang are pulling a Dark Knighter.
A: Dammit, we missed the opening sequence to Watchmen!
B: It's all good, we're probably gonna pull a Dark Knighter so you should see the scene at least twice more.
A: Dammit, we missed the opening sequence to Watchmen!
B: It's all good, we're probably gonna pull a Dark Knighter so you should see the scene at least twice more.
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