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Kettering High School

A ghetto waterford high school in which you get your exercise whilst walking a mile to the nearest open bathrooms. Lots of emo people and furries. they definitely call each other kitten. Weekly toilet leaks and daily vape trips to the bathroom.
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kettering high school
by bihjennatolls October 14, 2021
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Kettering

Town in northampton, ruined by the fact of it being closely related with CorbyWell known for its rivalry against the Corby towners.
Popular for numerous amount of chavs, of which most commonly are about 4ft tall and there vocabulary reaching only to the extent of 'ennit', 'fookin' grebs' and 'i'll proper bang you out!'
Not only is there a vast number of chavs in the town - these are accompanied by the grebs. However, the only way you will pass these is if you dare to enter the lears of 'greb gardens', 'morrisons', or 'downtown subway'.
If you are one of the many teens to fortnightly visit 'Keystone Escape' for there music gigs then you'll know what i mean when i say that Kettering is overrun by the 'scene' era. Try a Thursday night at 'Keystone' for the chance to be abused by about 50 of the 4ft chavs.

Well, in addition to the youths of Kettering, you've got; litter, the rude and inconsiderate elderly, graffiti, vandalism, lack of good shops, the permenant stench, and my goodness the list could go on.

And they say that Corby is bad.
'Hey you, what are you doing near Kettering?
I say you run a few miles real quick!'
by Meghann and Phoebe December 31, 2008
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Kettering Fairmont High School

Located in Kettering ohio it is the drug haven of the midwest. Want to buy something? ask anyone and they will direct you in the right direction. An eclectic school, with many wanna be gangsters, emo kids and scene bitches, its how fairmont rolls.
by oogaboogabitch February 24, 2009
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Kettering internet

1. Slow as all hell.
2. Something that Kettering IT seemingly has no control over.
3. Form of torture subjected on Kettering freshmen to weed out the weak hearted.

Also see 56k.
Kettering internet is slow as all hell. Kettering IT obviously has no clue wtf they are doing. It has gotten so bad that a freshman recently ripped off his own testicles to take his mind off the pain of such slow downloads. I wish I had 56k.
by Kettering Student May 25, 2006
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david ketter

David Ketter is the only man who is invincible, who can not be defeated, and the devil himself fears. He is someone you don't want to cross. He is the perfect match for a woman who is a 33.
Girl there goes David Ketter the man who is untouchable by the Gods
by InFamousHoneyBadger33 September 20, 2020
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knitter

a gay man, especially one who is super-feminine
He tans, buffs his nails, and carries a purse - he's SO gotta be a knitter.
by LaReinaVerde April 4, 2008
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People Knitter

a person who has the ability to always connect several people to each other even if those people do not realize their connections.
My friend Ellen can connect two or more people within a single conversation and at any time; she is such a people knitter!
by phhurricane October 31, 2011
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