knettle

when you cum or orgasm, but its painful

Oh shit! i just knettled!

by gaevinnn August 1, 2020

Kneitar

A really, really strange name. NOT common in Norway. It means "mummy's boy". All those with this name is almost garanteed to be a mummy's boy...

OMFG, your a real "Kneitar"! Hanging in your mommys skirt all the time!

by Tarderrier January 10, 2006

Getting Knelt

Getting knelt is when someone provokes a negative reaction out of you by subtly tempting, tormenting, and disrespecting you in hopes that you stand up for yourself, defend yourself, and maintain your dignity, because he knows that you want to be able to walk around knowing you aren't letting someone have their way with you, because you would lose respect for yourself if you did so, all to relay your reaction to the proper authorities to come take your dignity once and for all, to make an example out of you to exploit the moral flaw in the legal system, which has never, in all of history, addressed provoking harassment and has been physically incarcerating people by holding their tongue since Socrates.

I'm glad to see that New Zealand and Ireland have reformed contempt of court, because I just got looked at blank-faced by every individual in the educational and legal punishment processes of verbally defending yourself, when it has happened to every single one of them as they uphold this childish tradition, after getting knelt by Mr. Niederhauser, who made me weigh my dignity with every aspect of my livelihood, because he knew I wasn't going to tolerate a situation where the only way I could graduate was to take something on the chin from some guy.

by Codey Neal September 26, 2019

knelt

adj. the stage of drunkeness BEFORE you get to that level of being slopped. usually occuring after that 8th or 9th shot of whatever liquor you been sippin on that is harder than 80 proof.

1: whats up witcha? y'alls was FUCKED up last night huh?!
2: DAWG!--fuck that man i was so fuckin' knelt last night dawg u couldn't tell me where we went!

by BIG TX Jon August 24, 2005

kneiter

A kneiter is one of the many names of a joint in holland( where i live, legal weed Yeah )

me: ey nigga pass me dat kneiter
Mattie(dutch for homie): Aight, hit dat shit brada

by Lars Dijkstra March 26, 2008

The Knete

The Knete is a depressed girl from the stiftsgymnasium in sindelfingen. She stole a box cutter from Cornelius Fueck and cut her veins open. She is simping for the so called Lauberius, who is the son of the one and only Pastor.

The Knete tried to cut herself because Lauberius rejected her.

by Drippynelson the second March 17, 2023

kneet

The state of mind one wil be in when almost baked and starts to become tired.

Dude, on that last hit i was totally kneet right before i keeled over into dreamland

by Champagne December 26, 2005