KLOOGD

To be so high that the concept of space and time do not exist

How much drugs this foo do? He kloogd out of his mind!

by Bill Meyers April 26, 2023

Kloot

a clown with no feet

"oh dear, look at that poor kloot. what a shame, he only has stumps for legs and appears to be having difficulty walking"

by stuey pooey November 1, 2007

klootzak

phonetic english pronounced "clawed-sac", Dutch word (mainly used in Flanders, Belgium). translated literaly to English : Ballsack.

Usually translated as : Asshole or Bastard

Wat een klootzak!!! (What an/a Asshole/Bastard!!!)
Wie is die klootzak nu weer? (Who's that Asshole/Bastard?)

by MadBelgian May 6, 2008

kloosman

if you ever need to find some dank memes, this is the guy you go to. although he is usually using his free time to spank some random guys, he really does know how to make some of the dankest memes around.

Hey I need some memes, do you know where kloosman is?

by LegoBeepBoop May 22, 2016

Kloopertingle

That feeling you get deep down in your balls(and lady balls) when danger is near.

These scary woods give me the kloopertingles.
I feel a slight kloopertingle coming on.

by DeadlySlob September 14, 2017

klooky

When someone acts crazy or hyper on pupose in order to recieve attention.

Cassie always acts klooky.

by Shmo December 14, 2004

klook

To cum an obscene amount in a place you did not mean to.

Sorry mom but i klooked all over grandma.

by ffxman92 September 10, 2009