I always eat out that bitch with a passion and she acts like she doesn't give a shit. What a fucking klondike!
by sgolteb October 24, 2011
Get the klondikemug. 
When you funnel vanilla/chocolate ice cream into your asshole and proceed to shat it out onto someone's chest.
by Chase Rose September 21, 2018
Get the Klondikedmug. A cloned lesbian child; a lesbian daughter parthenogenically produced without male sperm, employing the technique of cloning a human cell into a human egg.
Eschewing the turkey baster, Melissa and Ellen sought the services of a tissue culture laboratory to produce a klondike.
by Luigi August 6, 2004
Get the klondikemug. An excruciatingly uncool middle-aged man. White socks with sandals, bermuda shorts, almost always republican, no regard for his family's emotional well-being. Remember Cliff from "Cheers"?
John Ratzenberger, 70 percent of dads, most politicians.
"look at this klondike. Where'd you get those pants, world war one?"
"look at this klondike. Where'd you get those pants, world war one?"
by Horacetheace March 8, 2010
Get the klondikemug. by ImFromAmerica March 9, 2016
Get the klondikemug. a very funny brown guy, who is brown on the outside, but white on the inside, meaning thinks like a white guy.
he might also be thw whitest person you know.
he might also be thw whitest person you know.
by southern sombrero June 26, 2005
Get the klondikemug.