Claustrophobia 

The fear of Sante Claus. Usally effects squids in wells.

Person 1:"Get off my foot I have claustrophobia!"
Person 2:" That means he's afraid of Sante Claus!"

Claustrophobia by Tust Me I Know January 25, 2015

Social Claustrophobia 

It is what it is init

The UK is tryna be like the USA but we forget we’re too small, we suffer from Social Claustrophobia

Social Claustrophobia by Northsidebenny April 21, 2020

Foot claustrophobia 

Foot claustrophobia is a term used to describe claustrophobia felt in the feet. The sensation is often det while putting on ski boots, most commonly when the foot is halfway in the boot, but the foot gets stuck and get be pulled out, or be put in all the way. A sense of panic similar to claustrophobia commonly occurs, thus the name "foot claustrophobia".

1: bro, do you want to go skiing today?
2: sorry man, i unfortunately have severe case of foot claustrophobia
1: that isn't even condition
2: it is though
1: pussy

Foot claustrophobia by angus n COD February 20, 2023

Claustrophobia 

Claustrophobia is the fear of Santa Claus and Mrs.Claus.Most people with this fear barricade themselves in their room until the holidays are over.

*sees santa* HOLY SHIT! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE ITS SANTA RUNNNN! HE WANTS TO EAT MY SOUL!! *runs away screaming*
Claustrophobia is the fear of Santa Claus and Mrs.Claus.Most people with this fear barricade themselves in their room until the holidays are over.

Claustrophobia by FangirlingASKDFGGL December 27, 2014

ghetto claustrophobia 

Same symptoms of claustrophobia only more aggressive.

Ex. (walks in a elevator with more than 5 people)
claustrophobic person: ”Too, many people I feel like a panic attack coming, I must calm down”.
Ghetto claustrophobic person: ” Dam Wtf!? Yall wanna,step back some!? Shieeet tryna get all close n shit tha fuck u think this.is!?Yall can back the fuck up!!!!
(guy in elevator) somebody has aggressive ghetto claustrophobia sheesh.

ghetto claustrophobia by silent bob5788 August 30, 2013

claustrophobia 

The EXTREMELY fear of Santa Clause or anything to do with him . Commonly mistaken by idiots to be " the fear of small spaces " But Idiots are WRONG . That was something made up by adults to not worry children .

Sally saw santa at the mall .. She burst into tears & ran behind her mommy . She was claustrophobia

claustrophobia by manly man truth August 19, 2011

Claustrophobia 

When you get very nervous because you are talking to some one of the opposite sex and they keep stepping forward and you keep stepping back until you are against a wall and have no escape.

Hot Sara "Hey john whats up?" (steps forward)

Lucky John "Not much, you?" (Steps Back into corner)

Hot Sara "Not much just bombed that test, how you do on it" (Steps Forward invades Lucky John's Bubble and He now has similar symptoms of Claustrophobia)

Lucky John "I did alright" (John Now has butterflies in his stomach and starts turning pale)

Hot Sara "Alright well i gotta go, See Ya" (leaves)

Lucky Jon "Later" (Breathes sigh of relief)

Claustrophobia by FlyingEarthWorm June 3, 2009