Gorge Country Kitchen 

Violently plowing a girl in the doggystyle position while eating a basket of chicken fingers and fries off of her back and smoking a joint.

Drew: "What did you do last night?"

Billy: "I gave Virginia the gorge country kitchen!"

Drew: "You greasy caveman"

Gorge Country Kitchen by Tyler 69 August 28, 2014

kitchen gun 

An unintelligent man magically cleaning and destroying everything in a kitchen, all the while he grins about it and the woman who owns the kitchen is now sobbing.

EX: Bang bang bang! I love you Kitchen Gun!

kitchen gun by Mr.DuckyWhales October 4, 2017

kitchen window 

A practical view of a situation

Through the kitchen window, increasing revenue from marijuana as a cash crop could replace a decline from oil and gas.

kitchen window by Mosey Susan January 3, 2022

Kitchen Troll 

1.) One who frequents the kitchen often, perusing the pantry, refrigerator and cupboards in search of snacks all hours of the night and day. Can often be found standing in front of an opened refrigerator on in the pantry at 2AM looking for their next snack. Often times, Kitchen Trolls will leave empty boxes or wrappers as remnants of their midnight feedings.

"Man, there's no food in the house because that brother of mine is a real Kitchen Troll"

Kitchen Troll by DeliciousCupcake November 17, 2009

Put the chair in the kitchen 

The act of doing something which is very gay. Such as putting a chair in the kitchen and placing it upside down so anal penetration is available, up to four guys.

Doug: Hey does anyone want to go put the chair in the kitchen with me?

Everyone: No.

Doug: Guess it is just me then! : )

Put the chair in the kitchen by Brewsky Bro April 24, 2011

kitchen sink 

Find your kitchen sink. Until you find a purpose on this earth, give yourself a purpose. Stop feeling like you need to be a teenage prodigy. Pretend you’re confident until you are. It’s hard work to do this when you’re so used to cringing at the reflection in your mirror, but do it. Work at it. I assure you, your mentality will change. A year ago Id be saying that this drawing is really shitty compared to what other people can do. Today I’m saying, I’m a damn good artist and I’m going to keep practicing and keep getting better. It’s possible to find happiness, I assure you. To my fellow skeleton clique, and anyone else that may need it, stay alive |-/

I'm a kitchen sink,You don't know what that means
Because a kitchen sink to you Is not a kitchen sink to me, OK friend?

kitchen sink by A Kitchen Sink |-/ July 5, 2016

Briggsy's Kitchen 

A television series shown on Channel 4. Loosely based on Hell's Kitchen it features the famous artist Briggsy as head chef. The contestants have to impress Briggsy by cooking meals using their own jizz. Briggsy tests all the dishes whilst playing with his little scabby cock. He awards points for taste and presentation. The winner is permitted to fellate Briggsy in Tate Modern whilst hundreds of onlookers cheer and shout arty slogans.

Are you off to Tate Modern, Quentin?

Certainly am, Benjy. The winner of Briggsy's Kitchen is receiving his prize this afternoon.

Briggsy's Kitchen by colin cummerbund May 9, 2009