Carpet kisser

A derogatory term referring to someone of Arab descent, who kisses carpets in the process of praying Alah and hopes for death to America.
That carpet kisser over there was definitely involved 9/11
by redtcslak69 July 22, 2010
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ball kisser

Someone who enjoys pleasing a man by worshipping their balls (see testicles). When properly done both right and left balls are given equal attention as to not make the other jealous. The act of ball kissing can also be used as a method to increase sperm counts for fertility purposes as kissing the balls helps stimulate sperm production and also increases both volume of pre-cum and ejaculations. Not to be confused with a ball licker who is someone that uses pleasure as indirect barter for financial benefit (see brownnose). The method could also be used by a woman right before sexual intercourse with the penis attached to the balls being kissed as a way of improving the performance of the penis that is about to penetrate the vagina.
My girlfriend is such a good ball kisser. She's a real giver when she knows she's gonna get some good sex.
by UlikeMYmeatNpotatoes October 11, 2010
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Kuma Kisser

A person who is attracted to Monokuma from Danganronpa or any other stuffed animal that resembles him, such as Monomi or Shirokuma.
Person 1: Monokuma’s kinda hot ngl

Person 2: LMAO you’re a kuma kisser
by Magic Plates February 21, 2021
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baby kisser

A politician (kissing babies was an old crowd-pleasing tactics once used by politicians).
by The Thinker June 22, 2003
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Dick Kisser

Extremely flamboyant homosexual who craves massive amounts of Cock and likes getting pounded in the brown eye.
When Grimey resorts to his pillow biting ways and the Gas Man is pounding him in the ass, he asks "how do you balls feel? Dick Kisser!"
by JTD November 09, 2006
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pickle kisser

A man who is sexually attracted to and/or has sex with a man.
by NeBoi May 30, 2006
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Right in the kisser

a punch that was right in the mouth or face
*TV on with boxing match*
Announcer: WOW!!! Right in the kisser!!
Announcer 2:He is knocked out and was sent into next week!!!
by Yuri_Tarded August 09, 2018
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