king tut piece

noun: enormously HUGE phallic object
verb: the act of taking someone to task with above stated phallic object
adjective: Someone who behaves as said phallic object or a very BIG deal

Noun: Man, I saw this flick where a chick took a king tut piece in her asshole!!!! It was the size of a forearm!!

Verb: Ol' girl got a "F" on her term paper...yeah the professor really gave her the king tut piece.

Adjective: Richard is such a tut piece!!!
Man, Livia's party is going to be the KING TUT PIECE!!! I'm talkin' five freaks to each guy!!!

by aledros July 12, 2006

king tuts tomb

when you cover your entire arm in toilet paper, and then put it up your ass.

Steven was ready to perform King Tuts Tomb on himself while his girlfriend watched.

by stinkysan July 31, 2025

King Tut

Name of the best song ever.

Do not talk to me right now I am listening to the King Tut song!

by BRICK NINJA February 23, 2019

King Tut

The hottest man in the world. He was so hot

King Tut is the hottest man alive!!

by anonymous March 11, 2022

king tut

trisha paytas' 2020 meme in a sparkly king tut costume

"oh my god - you're so king tut core!"
"i love that fit - so king tut 2020!"

by pinki67 April 1, 2024

King Tut Day

The day Trisha Paytas posted “King Tut”.

Omg, it’s august 27th. It’s King Tut Day!

by kingtutfan69 August 27, 2022

11am King Tut

a back-sleeper that stays in bed til the afternoon

“Johnny flaked on our breakfast date AGAIN! He said it was too early”
“That guy is such an 11am King Tut”

by dantanimus peepee September 29, 2025