and then I kicked a hobo 

A more lively phrase to be used to ridicule one's self at the end of a poorly told story, instead of "and then I found 20 dollars"

Person 1: "So I was walking down the street and saw Sarah's dog being walked by someone else, and I couldn't figure it out for the life of me"

Person 2: "..."

Person 1: "And then I kicked a hobo...and took his 20 dollars"

and then I kicked a hobo by Britzke September 20, 2006

shit kicked in

Getting beat the fuck up by one or more. Properly getting your ass handed to you in a very painful way.

Adam was being a douche and got his shit kicked in the other night.

Hey Larry, I hear you got your shit kicked in for being a racist?

shit kicked in by jonasthegreat July 30, 2006

kicked 

To be done, or cashed. Usually associated with nuggets.

Dude that bowl is as kicked as tylers anus

kicked by J dub October 5, 2003

Kicked in the nuts 

One of the greatest shows ever created. It consists of a man wearing a fake orange afro kicking random people in the nuts.

(orange fro man runs up and kicks a guy in the nuts)

guy kicked: What are you doing?? Im calling the cops.
orange fro: Dude, no, dude don't call the cops, (points to the camera)......sir, youve just been kicked in the nuts.
guy kicked: oooooooh, I sure have! That was awesome, I've been kicked in the nuts!

Kicked in the nuts by martimer/marv June 7, 2005

kinked 

used to describe someone who enjoys kinky sex

a level of how bizzare a persons sexual interests extend

opposite of vanilla

she's totally kinked. you couldn't handle her if you read every s&m book published

kinked by Sunshine December 13, 2004

kicked your puppy

someone having the appearance of just receiving very bad news or suffering a horrible disappointment.

Hey man, you alright? You look like someone just kicked your puppy.

kicked your puppy by TheDarkHarlequin June 15, 2007

Dick Kicked In 

To get your ass handed to you or to take a beating. Can be used to describe a fight, a hard day at work (especially in the service industry) or lose an argument badly

"I haven't gotten my dick kicked in that hard in a long time"

"I shouldn't have picked a fight with that dude, he really kicked my dick in" ETC

Dick Kicked In by Average John April 3, 2015