Kiefering

To say you'll be somewhere but at the last minute you bitch out and make an excuse not to be there.

Calvin was Kiefering last night but we called him out on his bullshit.

by TheRealBLee May 19, 2017

kiefer

a sexy guy with a large penis who is good in bed

"So how was your blind date last night?"
"Awesome, he was a kiefer!"

by IamWhoIamOnlyIamBetter June 24, 2009

kiefer

A total hot guy that you will fall for. Bad news is he is the most confusing creature on the planet who is bi-polar as Antarctica. He will make you feel stupid in front of his friends as pay back for not buying him a hot dog at a football game. Waste of time.

"hey i think i'm falling for you.." -sue
"cool my cat just died fuck you."-kiefer
*cry*-sue

"yo k-dawg lets go shoot some hoops!"-bob
"suck dick you cunt fuck where is my hot dog?"-kiefer

by kittykatluver June 13, 2009

kiefer

kiefer kiefer, kiefer carbino. he is a god like deity who enjoys to jack off to minecraft porn. he has a older sister corn who is really hot and he has a dog who is a great bj giver

wow they’re a kiefer!

by willy boi October 19, 2019

kiefer

a guy who is really nice and cute, but hes a huge prude, so hes no fun. also hes extremely skinny. but he has a six pack so its all good.

i love kiefer but why does he have to be such a prude!

by dr. fuckel January 21, 2009

kiefer

(n) a 24-inch rim; tribute to the popularity of the tv show 24 starring kiefer sutherland.

(adj)rolling on 24-inch rims

(n) my ride's sitting on kiefers.

(adj) my ride's kiefer.

by jon goteem January 19, 2006

Kiefers

slang word for 24-inch wheels. Reference to Kiefer Sutherland, and the action-drama, 24.

"'Round here, we be rollin' on Kiefers."
"'You ridin on Michael Jordans, and I'm ridin' on Kiefers."

by Lysander Minoza May 10, 2007