Kidnapping

Surprise adoption

" Kidnapping isn't breaking the law, it's just surprise adoption!"

by Barbie and bob the builder June 19, 2019

kidnapture

word to define a combination of kidnapping and capturing of an enemy force; kidnaptured, kidnapturing, kidnapturer, kidnapturee

The Lieutenant warned his Soldiers of the threat of kidnapture in an Najaf to impress a smoking hot female.

by russtee1979 July 13, 2009

knapper

an individual who mines flint to make arrow heads. to knapp is to harvest the flint, a knapper is a person in this profession

knapp, knapper

by kitty89 September 22, 2010

Bride kidnapping

Bride kidnapping, also known as marriage by abduction or marriage by capture, is a practice throughout history and around the world in which a man abducts the woman he wishes to marry.

He brings a "wedding sack" which he has made for the occasion, suggesting that such bride kidnappings are a tradition in his family.

by Mamma Sackey March 2, 2012

Kimnapped

The repetitive plot-line of the TV drama "24" where Jack Bauer's daughter is held hostage, delaying Jack's ability to save us all.

Jack was ready to blow up the terrorists until he found out his daughter had been Kimnapped, and had to go save her.

by Checker72 May 19, 2009

kidnaped

When a person is taken away against there will by a bad or unlawfull person.

There was a small girl riding her bike down the road and a man pulled up beside her in a car and grabs her and pulls her in the car only to take her away and make her do bad things or kill her.So her parents went and told the cops that she was kidnaped.

by watchalookinatfoo March 26, 2008

Kitnapper

Someone, usually an ex, who abducts your pet kitten, and sells it on a rehoming site before you get home

"She made it look like the kitten had escaped from the window, but actually she had got a kitnapper to stage it .."
"She did what?!! Fucking hell what a heartless kitnapping cowbag!!".

by Dev.dealio May 13, 2022