someone who acts as if the only means of preserving or promoting their quality of life is by denying the same to others. They have climbed the ladder of opportunity and now want to kick the ladder away.
Nancy moved to this neighborhood ten years ago for the schools and quality of life. Nancy opposes the construction of a new apartment building that would offer a similar opportunity to new families. Nancy is a ladder kicker.
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Someone who is indecisive about purchasing a product or service, and never feels satisfied with what they are offered. In the end a tire kicker may or may not buy. The term comes from sales people at car dealerships. Tire kickers would come around frequently, kick the tires a few times on the cars that they liked, but never make a solid purchasing decision on any particular car or trim.
by Ethan April 27, 2004
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Get the Kicking shit mug.Someone who is incontinent and shits themselves silly. Kackensplatters often wear adult nappies that are useless, sometimes the explosive mass of turd expands up the nappy onto the back region.
“Keith, Mum has Kackensplatterd again, get your gloves on you have some clearing up to do….!”
Keith sat back to watch T.V. Suddenly a gurgling noise could be heard followed by that distinctive deep “whoosh” sound. Keith new straight away that Mum had Kackensplatterd. Confirmation was met with the overwhelming smell of fresh steaming shit caked on an old woman’s back.
Keith sat back to watch T.V. Suddenly a gurgling noise could be heard followed by that distinctive deep “whoosh” sound. Keith new straight away that Mum had Kackensplatterd. Confirmation was met with the overwhelming smell of fresh steaming shit caked on an old woman’s back.
by Bert Fegg October 28, 2007
Get the Kackensplatter mug.An amped-up, testosterone (with a hint of estrogen) fueled version of "kicked ass". When an event, party, night out, etc. goes well beyond what would be conventionally expected or at all appropriate, taking it completely to the next level. In either a great, terrible or an utterly disturbing way.
Dude #1- That beerfest birthday pubcrawl yesterday totally "kicked dick".
Dude #2- Oh my God I know, if Richard Marx was alive he would totally write a song about it.
Dude #1- Wait, what? Hey, do you know how to get dead hooker smell out of a tuxedo?
Dude #2- Yeah, it's just like getting gum out, you have to rub more dead hooker on it.
Dude #2- Oh my God I know, if Richard Marx was alive he would totally write a song about it.
Dude #1- Wait, what? Hey, do you know how to get dead hooker smell out of a tuxedo?
Dude #2- Yeah, it's just like getting gum out, you have to rub more dead hooker on it.
by wizecracker October 6, 2016
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Dave: Come on, it's not that bad.
Matt: Stop kicking the hammer and go the right way.
Dave: Come on, it's not that bad.
Matt: Stop kicking the hammer and go the right way.
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