The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.
A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.
A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.
I gave my secretary a Kentucky klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave her a Panamanian petting zoo.
by Dirty Snatchez August 9, 2006
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Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.
Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.
by Scotty CBO January 28, 2009
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by tupacshakur32 June 11, 2006
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by Billy Skin July 7, 2010
Get the Russian Klondike mug.An icecream treat that was created by Isaly's, a company that originated in Pittsburgh, PA. It consists of Vanilla icecream covered by a hard chocolate coating.
by schizoartist November 2, 2004
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2)Heard they'd do anything for a "klondike", Well I'd do anything for a blonde dyke.
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2)Heard they'd do anything for a "klondike", Well I'd do anything for a blonde dyke.
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by K*Mac October 11, 2007
Get the klondike mug.An unfortunate event that may occur only on Halloween to an unlucky individual who has decided to combine the effects of alcohol, candy, and costumed activities. They will normally attest to having no idea that they had partaken in a Khondaker, but really, they enjoyed it. May secretly attempt a second go at it in a week, but without combining all of the causes, will come up just short. Side effects include having a fat chick harassing you for a month and a pimple...... on your ball sack.
Friend 1: Wow, this Halloween party is great, everyone is having a great time!
Friend 2: I'm sure Parker is having a good time now, but when he wakes up and finds out he pulled a Khondaker his penis will shrivel up like a frightened turtle.
Friend 2: I'm sure Parker is having a good time now, but when he wakes up and finds out he pulled a Khondaker his penis will shrivel up like a frightened turtle.
by Yogi Bear > Park Rangers July 27, 2009
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