Kenning

The art of a male sitting down whilst urinating.

Cody is kenning because he's weird.

by thejet70 June 15, 2019

kenning

1. A literary device
2. A person who may be considered a tool
3. Anyone who is an avid golfer and has a farmers tan from his golfing glove

1. Use kennings to create a poetic masterpiece
2. Mas, dude, he is such a kenning!!!
3. That kenning really needs to take off his glove while he's putting if he ever wishes to rid himself of that farmers tan.

by Victor Sad October 3, 2007

kennings

Rare disease that makes your urine taste weird.

David Garcia has kennings type 2.

by Jonathon Glenn June 5, 2004

keening

the act of being, wanting or trying to be a nerd

P. Eng J: We are required to write reports for only certain work terms, but I'm writing one anways
Dr. M: Why?
P Eng J: Because I'm going to submit it for a subsequent work term. Yes doctor I'm KEENING. Please help me.

by Engineer May 13, 2005

kerning

Kerning; Verb; To be kerning.
Kerning describes the great need that a person feels to take a dump. Its only used in extreme cases like you haven't gone in a week and you really need to bust out a hard one.

"Dude, I'm really kerning for a shit"

by Super_Famicom June 25, 2004

kenning off

Chilling out maxing and relaxing.

I love kenning off in the pound on hangover weekends with Melfi the Patterdale at 87 Claremont.

by TopKenner June 3, 2014

kenning off

Chilling out maxing and relaxing.

I love kenning off in the pound on hangover weekends with Melfi the Patterdale at 87 Claremont.

by TopKenner June 3, 2014