Kessler

Legendary last name that only a real “G” would have.

guy 1: who’s that smoke?

guy 2: that’s a Kessler.

guy 1: that explains it all.

by funny jokesss June 13, 2018

Kessler

The Personification of Terminal Rectal Cancer and Ramen. He knows where to lick the poosay ;). They say he's addicted to snorting salt and Ramen flavoring. His name is also the term for; "Cooking ramen with Cyanide and Cocaine while fingering your butthole and jerking of your smeg into the mix." They say he's a major fattyphobe. He's also a member of the Klu Klux Klan and the most notorious memeber with over 300 confirmed kills. He was trained in gorilla warfare and an kill you in 700 different ways, thats just with his bare hands. He sexually Identifies an Attack Helicopter. Ever since he was a young he dreamed of dropping hot stick loads on disgusting foreigners.

"He really pulled a Kessler on that ramen. WOW!"

"Ever studied of Kessler?"

"I have a blessing from Kessler, it's terminal rectal cancer!"

by mmmmfoodmfdoom676 May 17, 2016

Kessler

Kessler is a typical male name. Derived from "kettle", this German word refers to a coppersmith.

Kessler is an interesting persona with a sweet soul, but at times can be too over the top. Kesslers are not the best listeners, and are sometimes unaware of their surrounding, but being patient with a Kessler is rewarding. A very good slampiece.

Good traits of a Kessler: fun, playful, sexy,

Bad traits: somewhat annoying, toxic masculinity

Girl 1: Are you still talking to that Kessler guy?

Girl 2: yeah but he's just my slampiece.

by Rustypipe February 12, 2022

Kessler bunny hop

When you borrow your coworkers van and jump it over the railroad tracks to destroy all organization inside and hours of headache for your hommie.

I Kessler bunny hopped a work van this weekend and the shelves imploded leaving tools and parts in a huge pile on the floor!

by Peter North 77 July 22, 2023

Kessler

A reference to a driver who insists on driving at speeds significantly less than the speed limit, usually in a box-shaped car.

"Speed it up, you're driving like a Kessler!"

by Angry Driver March 15, 2008

Dirty Kessler

When a white surfer looking guy only goes after the black girls at the bars. Also kind of a cheap ass.

I pulled a Dirty Kessler and brought home 4 black girls mate!

by CTSmalumababy June 13, 2020

kessler

The unexplainable particles in human feces

Dude I don’t know what was in those burritos, but you should have seen the kesslers in my poo.

by PooPoo324 December 16, 2008