Mike Kennerty (Michael Brian Kennerty) is the guitar player for The All-American Rejects, he also offers additional vocals to the bands lead singer Tyson Ritter. He is known for crazily rocking out on stage, and his obsession with Dr. Pepper.
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Shaheer: I spent $400 on my school project to make it extra cool and amazing!
everyone: Smh....what a keener...
everyone: Smh....what a keener...
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An individual obsessed with academic performance. This person treats every assignment, quiz, and test as if it were a life and death situation. It is imperative for a keener to receive straight A's in every class. If a keener receives a mark less than an A, said keener will wallow in a pool of self-pity and depression. However, keeners quickly recover by doubling their efforts in an attempt to redeem themselves of this failure.
Keeners also exhibit chronic habits which make them easy to spot. A keener will have intense feelings of anxiety about an upcoming test 3 months in advance and then proceed to receive an A later. Keeners also have a calculator at all times in order to calculate their GPA at any given moment in order to reassure themselves that they will receive an A in the course. A keener also possesses the lightning reflexes of a black mamba in order to raise their hand at an astonishing speed to answer any question that the teacher may ask in order to demonstrate their mental prowess. But most important of all, a keener is one that is enthusiastic about learning more than anything else.
Keeners also exhibit chronic habits which make them easy to spot. A keener will have intense feelings of anxiety about an upcoming test 3 months in advance and then proceed to receive an A later. Keeners also have a calculator at all times in order to calculate their GPA at any given moment in order to reassure themselves that they will receive an A in the course. A keener also possesses the lightning reflexes of a black mamba in order to raise their hand at an astonishing speed to answer any question that the teacher may ask in order to demonstrate their mental prowess. But most important of all, a keener is one that is enthusiastic about learning more than anything else.
Jessica: OH MY GOD! The final is going to be so hard! I'm going to fail this course!! I need to start studying now!
Me: Uhh...classes haven't even started yet and you and I both know you're going to ace this course, you're such a keener.
Me: Uhh...classes haven't even started yet and you and I both know you're going to ace this course, you're such a keener.
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Get the keenergizers mug.A school middle of fuckin nowhere. The Sucky Gs took all Of the Kd bitches leaving them wanking there dicks. They munch on dick scabs and guzzle cum. They teach white supremacy and history of the KKK. KD sucks balls and they have pain olympic rallies in the cornfield.
Guy: Didn’t that kid get dick ina butt
Guy2: Yeah that’s so KennerDale
Guy: in his defense we took all there bitches
Guy2: ya lmao gayass
Guy2: Yeah that’s so KennerDale
Guy: in his defense we took all there bitches
Guy2: ya lmao gayass
by SuskysDaRealOG October 24, 2019
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by nimajneB April 13, 2005
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The names comes from the Nvidia Kepler GPU architecture (GeForce GTX 600&700 series), which was infamous for suffering severe and steadily bigger performance losses in games after its release.
This was caused by poor optimisation in Nvidia’s drivers after the release of the Maxwell architecture (GeForce GTX 900 series), as without shader optimisation the raw performance of Kepler cards fell off a cliff.
The names comes from the Nvidia Kepler GPU architecture (GeForce GTX 600&700 series), which was infamous for suffering severe and steadily bigger performance losses in games after its release.
This was caused by poor optimisation in Nvidia’s drivers after the release of the Maxwell architecture (GeForce GTX 900 series), as without shader optimisation the raw performance of Kepler cards fell off a cliff.
Person 1: Have you seen how slowly my computer’s been running recently?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s been Keplered
Person 2: Yeah, it’s been Keplered
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