It's normal poker, but because no one has any money, you play with whatever scraps of food you can find.
Guy 1: Hey wanna play some poker?
Guy 2: I haven't got any cash, we can play Kenyan Poker though.
Guy 1: Yeah that's fine, I got some m&m's around here.
Guy 2: I haven't got any cash, we can play Kenyan Poker though.
Guy 1: Yeah that's fine, I got some m&m's around here.
by One_Big_Meme October 25, 2019
The act of beginning to double penetrate (DP) a woman and calling a bunch of your friends over. More and more of your friends keep penetrating until the maximized 6P. At this point the goal is to create new holes getting up to the fabled 16P. At 16P you have crossed any human threshold and have achieved the Kenyan Cupcake. This maneuver is Highlly Illegal and violates most if not every International Human Rights Law.
The Kenyan Cupcake cannot be exemplified.
by Ashamed010101 November 10, 2009
by Nathan_Explosion July 12, 2008
the worst possible case of the shits you could imagine
you literally have to spend the entire day on the toilet in order to survive
you literally have to spend the entire day on the toilet in order to survive
by Ro Ro June 07, 2007
The insertion of candies ( preferably small, but you can break a large piece or candy bar to small candy pieces) into someone's rectum, then inserting an egg beater into that rectum and begin to use until content within the rectum is creamy. Then remove egg beater put on surgical gloves on to pull out contents from the rectum and commence to eat ( McFlurry spoon optional)
Jane Doe got a Kenyan McFlurry and now she can't eat at McDonald's without having a pain in her ass and saying the safety word,"Hamburglar"
by Dr. Pepper Jr. December 06, 2010
This is when a woman has recently had a baby and her husband/boyfriend still wants to get it on. The woman is asked to perform oral sex to her man while still taking care of the baby. Thus the milkshake is the act of performing head while continuing to allow the newborn to suckle on her teet. Effectively making this a threesome including a man, woman and baby.
Att: Baby can not be older than 4 years old.
Att: Baby can not be older than 4 years old.
by DougBoyFresh July 10, 2009
A Kenyan Cowboy (KC for short) is a white expat, normally British, who lives in Kenya and and is a living throwback to Africa's colonial era. Despite believing themselves to be single-handedly taking on the African continent with all of its dangers, they are normally observed around the campfire drinking, brawling and telling tall stories of their heroic feats ("I looked the lion straight in the eyes and I swear to you man... the fucker retreated!") They tend to come equipped with safari khaki shorts and flip flops, even when travelling to more temperate countries as they have a staggeringly limited knowledge of what goes on outside of Kenya. Due to their limited vocabulary, the common lingo is a crude mixture between English and Swahili. They are also epitomised by remarkably short lifespans as a direct consequence of ill-conceived, stupefyingly reckless acts of bravado and derring-do.
"Oh, you know Mark?"
"Yeah, he's such a Kenyan Cowboy. The other day he almost died trying to jack into the national electrical grid. The week before that he almost fell off the roof of his 4x4 trying to landsurf."
"Yeah, he's such a Kenyan Cowboy. The other day he almost died trying to jack into the national electrical grid. The week before that he almost fell off the roof of his 4x4 trying to landsurf."
by P3ppermint April 08, 2022