Keister Stash

In prison, the act of concealing objects in your anus or in the crack of your ass.

-Yo, Bill. How did you get those cigarettes in here, man?-

-I keister stashed 'em, dude.-

by bodythunder December 14, 2008

keister

Buttocks, heinie, your arse.

Samantha has a formidable keister.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

keister

to conceal an object in ones rectum.

to keister a sack of cocaine.

by Anthony and Gilbert September 5, 2004

keester bunny

The person who smuggles goodies into jail up his ass.

Con 1: Hey were did you get that carton of smokes?
Con 2: It was a present from the keester bunny.

by Beffy June 13, 2007

Keister Egg

An umbrella term for any object smuggled within one's anus (keister).

The guard gave me a good pat-down, but didn't detect my hidden keister egg.

by DieByTheChord November 22, 2011

Keister Cake

the part of a womans ass that hangs out of her home made jean shorts. the part that is the lower inside portion of the ass cheek just above the crease.

I'd love a piece of the keister cake on that thing.

She said, " can you see my Keister Cakes in these home made jean shorts".

I hope I can find someone serving up some home made Keister Cakes at the county fair.

Damn girl i didnt know you were selling Keister Cakes.

by kyljon November 29, 2009

keaster eggs

The act of inserting your testicles inside of your anus. They are then pooped out and colored, just in time for easter.

He left with keaster eggs after his girlfriend called and made him leave the party.

by Squabblewabbler April 12, 2015