Kenneth

He tries to be funny, but is quite annoying. He will pester you about things just to wind you up, and tries too hard to make you laugh. None of his jokes tend to be funny, but people laugh yo be polite.

That was a Kenneth joke!

by Stevie Dell February 3, 2013

Kenneth

noun Oblivious roach. Someone with olive colored skin that looks like a roach. Sometimes used as pet.

Look at that kid. He looks like a Kenneth

by Puzzyyyyy slayaaaa December 26, 2014

Kenneth

You know someone is a Kenneth when... 1. He can't be seen at night, 2. He makes absolutely no sense when he speaks, 3. Can't justify any of his beliefs, 4. Makes horrible jokes, and it is an overall cornball. Everyone knows one.

Yo, you make no sense you're such a Kenneth

by RJDJK January 4, 2012

Kenneth

God of all gods, lord of all lords and master of all masters

Kenneth was furious when the biff was rå

by erkestyle September 4, 2019

Kenneth

He will steal yo girl. Hide yo bacardi cause he'll steal dat to. Usually with a mullet and a slight toe fungus. Hide em!!! Warning may also borrow yo clothes.

Hide yo kids hide yo wife cause kenneth is out here rapin erybody.

by Mr. yaaaa November 14, 2010

Kenneth

cocaine addict.

You're such a kenneth dude, give me some of that coke.

by WJALAFUGDUKI September 15, 2017

Kenneth

Kenneth - known for being a large twat and a lying shit.

: have you seen kenneth today?
: don't even speak of that fat fuck

by Aubergine May 5, 2017