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Ellie Kemper

Very pretty actress, writer and comedian. She has a very soft smooth voice. Plays Erin in the office.
by asebak February 28, 2010
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edmund kemper

a ruthless killer who killed his mother, grandparents and countless women during the 1970s. he was known as the coed killer and he dismembered his victims and made the head perform fellatio on him. He is known for his gigantic figure at 6'9 and having an IQ of 145
he turned himself in at the thought of being caught by police.
edmund kemper was one mad man, he fucking made his mothers dismembered head perform fellatio on him
by S C A R R E D January 15, 2021
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The Thomas Kemper

When you take a Thomas Kemper Root Beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or blowjob and get the sperm in the bottle, shake it until it becomes foamy and have your partner drink the bottle.
Me: Hey Max, I gave ur sister The Thomas Kemper last night.

Him: Can I have one too?
by H-Dawg and B-Dawg July 3, 2009
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Blake Kemper

Person with a good nature but inadvertently breaks everything he touches. Can be shortened and subbed into sentences as Blake. Don't Blake the TV
by georgeeeeeeeee1234 March 11, 2013
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Edmund Kemper

Edmund Kemper was a serial killer largely active during the 1980's. He mainly killed prostitutes. His first victims were his grandparents that he shot when he was fifteen. He grew to be 6 foot 9.

He is most well known for killing his mother. Kemper beat her to death, then beheaded her and used her severed head for oral sex. Afterwords he shoved her vocal chords down the garbage disposal.
Goth kid 1:"Dude I hate my mom..."

Goth kid 2: "Woa dont go all Edmund Kemper on me"
by Mr_Macabre March 22, 2009
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Ellie Kemper

"Ellie Kemper is my KKK Queen!"
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"And the KKK Queen is, Ellie Kemper!"
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Kemberly

Kemberly also known to be spelled as Kimberly but their

Cool,down to earth,caring,fun,loyal,honest,and can be a bit of a home body overall their cool....
Kem ber ly
Hey kemberly

Hey kimberly
by Kem kem December 21, 2016
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