Keelin

A Fat, Fancy, Scary, Sandal-wearing, big titted, fat assed, entitled, aggressive, Boastful and yet very Arrogant and Ignorant Woman. Often a mother, a Keelin will only ever have one son who she will often Pamper to outlandish levels, including every form of Sexual Pampering. Do be Warned that Keelins will often Eat the every Organ of a person who tries to harm their Son, starting with the appendix and ending with the Heart. Keelins are a very rare lost link of Karens found in Rural areas.

Orpan 1: Fellow Orphans, you Won't believe it! I'm being adopted by a Keelin!

Orphan 2: No! Please take me with you! I desire a Luxurious and Secretive Life with free Titjobs whenever I'm lonely!

Orphan 1: do not demand anything of me, my Mother will swallow down your small Intestine like noodles if you upset me.

by No I dont want to put a name June 23, 2020

keelin

An amazing sexy person, cool, fun to be around, very funny, loved by alot.....

Good with the ladies, flirty, very horny, a confident person, loves to make people laugh, choosey about the people he surrounds himself with and also a very loving person.

keelin is so handsome

by jimchangwong764 May 28, 2011

Keeling way

A place where you get away with anything, full of lies a deceit ... lots of cocaine but no one gets on troubles.

Oh you didn't get nicked, yeah that's because I live at keeling way.

by Marmite332 November 25, 2022

Keelin

Makes little asian kids cry by hitting them with pillows.

Why is she hitting that kid with pillows?

BECAUSE ITS KEELIN.

by Olivia Karcher November 14, 2016

Keelin

An emo person who has terrible eating habits, and likes to steal your food.

Why'd you put Doritos in your noodles!? God, you're such a Keelin.

by screaming rodent May 17, 2018

Kevelin Avocado

A dude named Kevin but his little dumbass friend named him Kevelin avocado. Kevelin is gay but he doesn't want to tell everyone yet. But his secret is now in urban dictionary. Oops

Kevelin avocado. Your a genius

by Pepe the frog 23 October 13, 2016

Keelin

Keelin is a very kind easy lovable girl

Keelin is a name that means fair and slender

by Keelin January 29, 2022