kebab

Often encountered after consuming considerable amounts of alcohol after a night out on town.

"damn, I could really go for a kebab right now!"

"Kheebaaab! Me whanth khebab!"

"There is something funny about this kebab"

"Hey dude, what's that white stuff coming from your kebab?"

by Alexander May 31, 2004

kebab

female genitalia.
As used by that minger out of big brother

me kebab is sore from that shafting

by blu April 23, 2003

kebab

Some turkish meat-meal. Today there are many kebab shops in Europe. Kebab is accepted as some kind of fast-food. Should be eaten in turkey for the real kebab that is not totally pig shit.

Kebab is usually made from street animals in Europe, mostly cats.

by BerserkedHobo July 24, 2010

Kebabing

sexual intercourse with a deceased person of Turkish origin.

Billy hadn't realized he was late for supper as he was too busy kebabing Adiguzel, his dear friend, who had recently passed away.

by MyMiddleEasternLament December 7, 2009

kebab

Female genitalia that has become enlarged and wrinkled to the point that it resembles two select slices of donar meat.

"You are a fine young man! Wanna chew on my kebab?"

by Stockers August 25, 2003

Kebab

Refers to a girl who is not good at pole dancing.
She is not very aesthetic while spinning around the pole so she looks like a kebab.

- Rob: "This dancer is not very good..."
- Jun: "Yeah, she's such a kebab"

by sapristi August 6, 2021

kebab

what you eat in scotland when u r totally pished out ur nut and u got the munchies at about 4am

haww neeber fancy a kebab

ayy mann

by sonja March 2, 2004