Keanu Reeves

The MOST wHoLeSoMe human being on earth. Period.
i saw keanu reeves kissing my dog yesterday.
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Keanu Reeves

one of the only immortals on earth now. he is a newly made immortal, like elon musk, but unlike elton john, who has definitely been alive for centuries.
A: Oh, Keanu Reeves? I heard he was immortal.
B: He is.
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Keanu Reeves

Basically the 21st century’s versión of Chuck (Fucking) Noris. Could kill you simply with eye contact, but chooses not to. John Wick is his secret life name. Believed to be KGB or CIA or MI6
Guy 1: Is that Keanu Reeves?

Guy 2: yeah that’s John Wick alright!

Guy 1: Wasn’t he the guy who was treating women too respectfully and being conscious of personal space?

Guy 2: yeah indeed!
by JPACKBET June 25, 2019
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Keanu Reeves

Keanu Reeves is a godly person who had been in movies like; John Wick, the Matrix... blah blah! But who cares?! He is a breathtaking god. He should be our future president because he will help us raid Area 51! He is the best role model and his hair is great. He also loves puppies! I'm not going to explain more because you probably know a lot about him if you watch memes. :D
Dude: "Keanu Reeves you are BREATHTAKING!"

Keanu: "No, YOU ARE BREATHTAKING, You are ALL BREATHTAKING!"
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Keanu Reeves

He can limbo under bullets and avenge his dog.
Wow, Keanu Reeves can limbo under bullets and avenge his dog.
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Keanu Reeves

THE NICEST FREAKING GUY IN HOLLYWOOD ALL PRAISE MASTER REEVES
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