banjo-kazooie

A terribly shit game.

I may like Nintendo, but this game was a pile of mucus.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003

banjo kazooie

When you're strumming on a banjo while your cousin hums on your genitals.

"After NASCAR even, cousin Debby gave me the ole banjo kazooie as a thanks for taking her"

by DK Kaytan April 25, 2024

Kazookie

A Kazookie is a cookie melted halfway in a microwave with ice cream on top. Real good!

Pronounced: Kah-Zoo-Key

Want to try a Kazookie? or I just made a Kazookie mom!

by Earl T July 13, 2017

Kazoobie Kazobo

The so called, "Loudest Kazoo". The Kazoobie Kazobo is an internet meme that is basically a man blowing into an extremely loud kazoo called the Kazoobie Kazobo. The loudest kazoo around.

Meme Lord: Hey man, remember that rock concert last night?
Meme God: Frick yes, my dude. That was loud af.
Meme Lord: Haha, louder than the Kazoobie Kazobo?
Meme God: ...nothing is louder than that, Frank. You are an insult to the legend that is the Kazoobie Kazobo. Disgusting. I spit on bugs like you. *walks away*

by ivybones November 30, 2016

Wowie Kazowie

Wowie Kazowie is an expression used to express great surprise and wonder in response to a mind-boggling statement.

Linda: “Bob there’s something I need to tell you.”
Bob:” And what would that be, sweetie?”
Linda: “I’ve been cheating on you with joe”
Bob: “Wowie Kazowie!”

Bob:*jumps off cliff*
Linda: “wait no it was for a meeeeeeeeme...”

by BigBrainMan69420 November 13, 2019

Kazookeylele

A musical instrument created by one of youtubes partners, crouts0. It is a blue ukulele with a small piano built on the side of it. It also features a flute on the top of the ukulele. It requires good multi- tasking skills to play this instrument because it is basically 3 instruments in one. This instrument is not a real instrument as it is an invention so you won't be able to walk into a music store and find one.

Guy 1: yo negro did you see that video on youtube last night
Guy 2: ye ye I did the one with the Ukulele
Guy 1: No, that was a kazookeylele dumb nigga.
Guy 2: shit holmz i didnt know.

by grayan55 February 28, 2009

kazooted

Extremely intoxicated on drugs, especially stimulants or weed.

Hey Joe-den, I'm fuckin' kazooted!

by Mike Buckley November 27, 2002