ski or kayak porn

a term applied to thrill-a-minute ski or kayak flicks. Typically feature young hotshots doing crazy tricks in lots of powder or big whitewater. Most fans of these movies are skiiers or paddlers themselves. Some well known producers include: Ski porn - Warren Miller, Teton gravity research
Kayak porn - Young Gun Productions

I can't wait for the new TGR movie. Nothing like some good ski or kayak porn to start the season out on a good note.

by Mountain freak May 12, 2007

Kayakdip

occurs when you dip your food in something on one end and then on the other so you won't double dip.

take one carrot and dip the bottom into the dip to gather dressing or sauce
then then take a bite
take the top and dip the top into the sauce or dip

then take a bite.

It is called a Kayakdip because the person first dips the bottom of the fruit or veggie or chip into the dressing and sauce then dips the top into the dressing or sauce.

by monkeyboo1 May 12, 2013

kayak drunk

The art of drinking such a perfect amount of alcohol that one does not black out, throw up, or die. However, there is one constant when being KAYAK drunk which is the fact that said individual will end up throwing a kayak at another living human.

Friend #1:“Dude, how did you chip your tooth?”

Friend #2: “I spent a week at my buddy’s lake house and we got kayak drunk. The thing hit me right in the face.”

by Adele is fat September 19, 2019

Konstantinos Katakouzinos

A famous greek writer, assistant professor in byzantine studies. His works include: "The sanitary system in the Byzantine Empire" and "Murder in Byzantium".

Konstantinos Katakouzinos is a joyful person who loves everyone around him and doesn't want to kill them.

by imkindalosingmymindlmao August 17, 2020

Fajita Karakoe

Performing oral sex on a women in an enthusiastic singsong manner.

A juicy "Fajita Karakoe" session provides much enjoyment for men and women.

by Soaltaker February 14, 2009

Kayaker

To talk excessively without notice of audience's disinterest; to tell a longwinded story

Kelli kayakered my ears off last night.

by Someone.youknow September 14, 2011

Mexican Kayak

Sexual term. It's when a man with a mustache lays on his back in a bathtub of water while his female partner sits on him to have intercourse. What makes this so special is all the while, she is holding a ping pong paddle in each hand and slapping the water in a swimming motion.

see definition of Mexican Kayak

by Wordsarefunny June 19, 2009