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Katamari Job 

To lather yourself in elmer's glue and roll around sticking as many objects, organic or inorganic, to your naked body as possible. All while humming the theme song to Katamari Damaci.
Jim was scared me at first, but I soon joined in the fun of Katamari Jobs.
Katamari Job by Mikey Beccs February 12, 2014
The Japanese word for clump or clod. The only main usage in America is for the Katamari franchise (Katamari Damacy, We {heart} Katamari, Katmari and Me, and the upcoming Beautiful Katmari) developed by Namco. In the games, you roll a ball, called a katamari, which comes in several vibrant colors, around the world and pick stuff up by rolling into it. The larger you are, the larger the stuff you can pick up, and the more you pick up the larger you get. You can, in fact, pick up objects as large, and larger than, Mt. Fuji. It is a love it/hate it franchise, and is very trippy. Damacy means spirit or joy. Several people say that the creators of the games were smoking, snorting, or ingesting some sort of drug during the time that the games were being made. That is up to you to decide.
Katmari is just as trippy as actually taking the drugs, without the risk of the law getting involved.
katmari by BestJaxx7 September 24, 2007

Katekarin 

Katekarin is a guy with a stupidly massive cock he leaves his girl with her legs shaking so hard she cant walk for days,his cock is extremely long and girthy and he is extremely loyal and kind.
Your boyfriend is a katekarin?lucky you.
Katekarin by Babtunde11 April 12, 2021
Kat-ear-e
A name for a person as unique as the origin of her name. Usually has a large personality and tends to be a bit hyper. Most Katearis are very friendly, and they look out for their friends.
Substitute teacher – is there a Kat-ah-rai here?

Kateari - It's pronounced Kat-ear-e
Kateari by IIsBoredom April 17, 2023
The thickest person in the world 🤩
“iF kEmArIe iS tHiCc ClAp yOuR hAnDs” 😭
Man Kemarie you THICC!
KEMARIE by Hehehe🤩 February 25, 2019

Katamari Damacy

The most kick ass game ever. The name actually isn't Japanese, but is a misspelling of "Calamari Democracy", which is English for "government based on squids".

The story is fascinating. The King of All Cosmos (or in other words, God) gets drunk one nights and eats all the stars. In an attempt to fix things before his wife gets back, he calls up his bastard son Prince(you) and tells him to go down to Earth and roll up anything he can find(including children)into a ball, which will then be compressed into a star. The King of All Cosmos is sometimes not impressed with your hard work and will yell at you and make you cry as you lay ready to die from exhaustion.
The King also throws up rainbows and thinks all of your cousins are disturbing.
Why, it's your cousin Mel! Are you still married to Janet? How disturbing.

ROYAL RAINBOW!
Katamari Damacy by The Zookeeper August 28, 2005