Mein Kampf

Justin Bieber's diary

Guy 1: Dude, I just found a leaked copy of Mein Kampf on the internet, dude!
Guy 2: Dude, holy shit, dude! Dude, can I see it, dude?
Guy 1: Dude, yeah, dude!

by Da Something June 2, 2020

Karfenshnuken

1. A battle cry used before or after an act where one has or will utterly triumph. Usually preceding or following an act of extreme violence were the recipient is either decimated, maimed or killed.

2. to PWN

Senior Peso is comes across a crippeld bitty with its broken baby chicken legs, descending upon it with his knife drawn he screams "KARFENSHNUKEN". He then drives the blade into the the feable fowl's body, as the bitty's blood and entrails soak the blade Senior Peso whispers into the the impaled bitty's ear "Kar-fen-shnuken" before discarding the lifeless corpse carelessly to the ground.

by the jewbacabra April 12, 2011

karpism

a cult revolving around JK.

Zoe: “what are you doing after school?”
brooke: “i’m going to my karpism meet.”

by jessica424 November 8, 2020

David Karp

hipster CEO of tumblr who lives with his 16 cats in new york and makes blogging difficult just because.
he has serial killer eyes

Sarah: Why do we need to remove big text?
David Karp:WHY?

BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY.

by isaidso11 August 22, 2011

Pulling a karp

Finding yourself rejected by any woman, or man possible.

"Damn man i feel bad for mike, the poor guy keeps pulling a karp"

by bobby D' October 10, 2011

Naomi Karpati

Kick ass action star of the film 'Agent Provocateur'. Born in Hungary but now an Australian citizen. Studied the martial art Chinese Boxing and is also well versed in knives and guns.

(Naomi Karpati), (action star)

by FearNoMan September 3, 2012

mein kampfy chair

Adolf Hitler's Kampfy chair - A book by Adolf Hitler

Hitler: This ist mein Kampfy chair

by TheBestBird April 9, 2016