kaptain krauth

someone who shaves their mustache to look like captain crunches. usually their mustache is made out of dingleberries.

Guy: "What's up with that guys stache? It looks crunchy."

Dude: "He's going for the Kaptain Krauth"

by papasmurfcani March 23, 2010

Kaptain Koonce

A motherfucking badass who’s black and is best friends with your mom. He’ll kill everyone in sight

Carter: Let me see your phone
John: give it back or ima go Kaptain Koonce on your ass bitch!

by Ujama February 23, 2018

Kaptain eik

Kaptain Eik is the definition of a cool guy. He likes his girls naked and his boys as communists.

That's Kaptain Eik, fist me daddy. :)

by bangladeshbangyamum February 28, 2018