Kalomoira

Kalomoira is a bad bitch who has everyone she wants

Kalomoira is a very good girl

by anonymous February 20, 2021

Douche-kabob

So many different levels and variety of douche you have to skewer them.

He is such a douche-kabob I can't even explain it.

by Friskycummings March 11, 2016

Kalbag

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, close to have reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confused with douche.

Rob:He kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, he just wouldnt leave her alone!!

Sam: God, what a kalbag.

by Samthecandleman November 5, 2013

Kaleb

Kaleb is a tall, strong, athletic guy who could kick anyone's ass if he wanted. He is a nice guy who is rarely mean. He also isn't big with the ladies so if he likes you go after him!

Person 1: " Kaleb likes you!!"
Person 2: "OMG are you serious! I love him so much!"

by real_lyfe27 July 16, 2016

Kaleb

He's very sweet, he can make you smile just by his smile. He is caring, most of the time. He cares about you at your worst times, when you're sick, or you just need attention or cuddles. He can make mistakes sometimes, and some really bad ones too. He can be forgetful at times and it can be frustrating. He's very sexy, and really handsome. He is silly and loves making you laugh, his day is ruined if his mate is upset. He can be lazy, and he loves Naruto 💕 I love you Kaleb. You're my sun, my moon, and all of my stars.

Grace: Hi my name is grace.
Kaleb: my name is Kaleb with a K because I'm cool

by pussydestroyer69duh January 28, 2017

Smush Kabob

When numerous people pile on top of one another (in a plank formation) while engaging in sexual activity.

Luke and Mitch smush kabobed for 4 hours straight

by abckickit August 17, 2011

fist kabobbing

A slang term for male masturbation, named for the fact that sliding your shaft through your hand is similar to sliding meat and vegetables on a skewer.

I got caught fist kabobbing last night by my mom, and now she's in therapy.

by Luke64 December 10, 2008