kook 

somebody who cant surf or do an activity or sport worth a darn. somebodywho doent know what they are doing or thinks they are good at something, but in reality they suck at it!

that guy is such a kook

kook by kbolgeez February 2, 2010

kook 

Somebody who poses as a surfer and talks about surfing all the time to people who don't surf because they know that non surfers won't realize how kooky the person really is.

(In the middle of a crowded room)
"Drake, I'm gonna snake you so hard every wave you kook!"
"Shut up Jordan you know Im gonna bust an alleyooper all over your face!"

kook by Bluntrauma December 22, 2009

Kook 

Anyone with an I.Q. above 100 who refuses to mentally lobotomize themself and accept the status quo and the rules set down by an imaginary authority.

"Oh, there goes Dan, saying we shouldn't cut out our citizens' livers and throw them in the fire. He's a kook." -What ancient Mayans may have considered to be a kook.

Kook by Ralph February 14, 2005

kook 

someone who is frothing way to much. they are way keen for something and then make a fool of them self

"you are such a kook udy" "that guy kooked that wave so hard

kook by 2103BMAN October 16, 2010

Kook 

Someone , usually a tourist our out of towner. Non local person who shows up on the beach with high top shoes on. This person usually try's to blend into local surf culture, by buying apparel from the merchants on "main street", and then flaunting it the same day with his basketball shoes on.

"Hey man look at that Kook trying to find his change in the sand." "Check that Kook out with the fanny pack. Does he know its not the early 90's anymore?"

Kook by shah brah August 24, 2012

kook 

a rollerblader/ fruitbooter

You see that kook rollin around on his "blades."

kook by fuckrollerbladers September 7, 2004

kook 

Nate, strange, wierdo,poser

Chuck is a kook
Nate's a kook
Nate/Chuck is the defenition of kook

kook by Chucks Pimp December 7, 2006