random Man which seems to stand outside schools and libraries, often takes home small children and animals, sometimes a mix of the two. he does not actualy have a home, but lives in a sort of, rubbish/garden room.
"Carefull kids don't talk to that khaled as you leave."
"Oh khaled you're just soooooo sexy with all your small human/animal children. (sometimes reffered to as Humals.)
"Oh khaled you're just soooooo sexy with all your small human/animal children. (sometimes reffered to as Humals.)
by Dittma93 March 6, 2009
Get the khaledmug. When yo man won't go down on you because you stay home raising his kids instead of working, but expects you to gobble that dick cuz it's your duty.
Man: "I feed and clothe you, so you should suck my dick and I ain't reciprocating."
Woman: "Bitch don't Khaled me, you go down or you get out."
Woman: "Bitch don't Khaled me, you go down or you get out."
by TifaCorn June 2, 2018
Get the Khaledmug. Look at that khale in the water!
by Planter's Peanuts March 3, 2010
Get the Khalemug. A typical waste man often found hanging around a leisure center or school most probably Rushcliffe. the sort of person u just want to walk up to and rip their nipples of! Most of them are uniks
by Benji-mon January 14, 2008
Get the Khaledmug. a very big geek.
one who generally is irritable for no apparent reason and hates 16 year old females for god knows what reason. a khaled is someone who loves school way too much because he has no friends and no one likes him.
one who generally is irritable for no apparent reason and hates 16 year old females for god knows what reason. a khaled is someone who loves school way too much because he has no friends and no one likes him.
by fatima898 January 30, 2009
Get the khaledmug. a shout out to all gay cunts in the world to fuck off from this guy full of success.DONT BE A DICK BE DJ KHALED.ASWELL ASWELL AS ALL YOU ASHOLES
KHALED IS AWSOWEME
by clash king March 26, 2017
Get the khaledmug. by Khaled Is A Homo March 27, 2019
Get the Khaledmug.