Karl Rove

the master of puppets...

Karl Rove: "hahahaha dance for me!!!"
Bush: "yes master" *proceeds to dance*

by Senator Assface July 16, 2006

Karl-Rove

n. a sexual act where the one performer defecates, placing said feces into his/her mouth and performs a blow job on the partner

She karl-roved me last night so nasty!

by garcia garcia October 22, 2008

Karl Rove

Mastermind of the Republican party.

Karl Rove is my hero

by Joe November 30, 2004

karl rove

A powerful figure of myth. Commonly invoked by liberal parents to terrify their young into submission.

Soccer Mom: Eat your EnviroKidz® cereal, or Karl Rove will visit us during the night and bludgeon your new kitten to death!

by tehlulz April 1, 2007

Karl Rove

The Deputy Chief of Staff to President George W. Bush. Many idiots believe he is the devil. These people are either ultra-left liberals or idiots who know nothing about politics. Bush is in office until 2008 because that is what the people want.

"Karl Rove is the Deputy Chief of Staff to our current president, George W. Bush."

by kaze950 April 1, 2007

hot karl rove

synonyms: hot karl, karl rove

1. literally, the act of defecating on your partners stomach.
2. figuratively, the current state of the relationship between the US population and the Bush administration.

When Bush was reelected, the progressive element in America and abroad just got a hot karl rove.

by Fantastic_Dan November 7, 2004

[Karl Rove]'d it

To control or influence the outcome of events in any given situation or setting by nefarious or conciliatory means. To be the ‘puppet master’. To ensure a desired outcome within an event by controlling or directing the actions of others (whether through an individual or a tertiary party) usually while one’s direct involvement is veiled or ambiguous to outsiders.

"So, hey Brett, are you getting that new funding for your department?"
"Hopefully. I've been pushing some things under the table, it should all pan out in the end"
"Wow, so you really 'Karl Rove'd it', huh?"
"Oh, yeah."

by Patrick E. Kelley February 14, 2007