kansas city steamer

Ginormous amount of odorous, foul smelling shit.

Hey Maynard! Brad said he lost 3 pounds when

he dropped a huge stinky KANSAS CITY STEAMER
in the toilet!!!

by SNARKKY25 February 24, 2020

k0nsl

A man eating greasy waffles typing random commands in a terminal.

Saw k0nsl the other day, he looked like he needs a plate of them greasy waffles.

by Prof. Dr. Rainer Fretzchnid September 28, 2013

Kansas muffin hooper

When a girl rubs her boobs on a guy's ass to give him pleasure.

Maura gave Cody a Kansas muffin hooper last night and he jizzed in his pants!

Sebastion begged Ashley for a Kansas muffin hooper last night and she willingly obliged.

Molly and Trey love to Kansas muffin hooper all night long.

by JJAAMMSS April 17, 2009

Kansas Milk

Four honey buns and a handjob.

"I took her out to dinner and all I got was a Kansas Milk."

by Iced Cooley November 2, 2009

Kiana Kaslana

what happens when a esfp and a lesbian reincarnates into a misogynistic incel redditor and a shonen protagonist

Kiana Kaslana (about Mei in a FUCKING wedding dress): In any case how can such a provocative outfit be worn like that without any shame! Really it's Mei Senpai who's the perverted one!
Himeko Murata: SQUID GAMES‼️

by kaebedocanon2021 January 23, 2022

Kansas City Faggot

Someone who is hired to get a little track laid, but ends up dancing and jumping around to the tune of "De Camptown Ladies."

"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots."

by Mongo_Pawn April 9, 2010

Kansas City Coast Guard

Standing outside your friend's bedroom door and diverting his family members away whilst he is banging his girlfriend.

Hey, man. I'm gonna fuck my bitch tonight, but my folks are around. Could you give me a Kansas city coast guard?

by niccorator December 30, 2013