Kansas

A ficitonal location in the Central US, which serves as tribute to the amazing progressive rock band behind Dust in the Wind and Carry on Wayward Son.
Jeff: Where you from John?
John: Kansas
Jeff: lol k
John: lol k carry on my waaayyward sooooon
by Hydrorational October 09, 2018
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Just to far away from Oregon for comfort.
Flights are expensive and I'm sure gas to drive there is outrageous.
"Are we in Kansas yet? "
I wish visiting and seeing you was easier.
by Smooches July 20, 2012
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The state that removed Evolution from the science textbooks.

In recent years has became infamous for having a pro-life group kill an obstetrician who performed abortions.
Me: hey, did you hear about the pro-lifers in Kansas?

Friend: I know that tone, this is a set up for a joke.

Me: no, I swear. A bunch of pro-life psychos killed a doctor who performed abortions.

Friend: so much for being pro-life, huh?
by Potterfreak82 January 20, 2011
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Someone once told me the highest thing in Kansas is this one abnormally tall highway overpass, and I believe him.
You want it flat? We've got it flat here in Kansas!
by ijustlivehere January 16, 2006
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Home to the Wichita State Shockers! Arguably the best mascot ever!
Curtis: "I went to Kansas last weekend."
Chase: "Isn't that where the Shockers are from?"
Curtis: "That's right Wichita State, aka Shock U."
Chase: "GIVE 'EM THE SHOCKER!"
by John Sandlin July 16, 2006
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Kansas is better than Missouri...
Kansas City.... need i say more
Home of one of the greatest rock bands ever?!?!?
by Kawblocker May 25, 2008
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Kansas is a mostly rural state in the middle of the country. It is flat, and people give it hell, but it can actually be a lovely drive. Kansas City is named after Kansas, but besides for some nice suburbs all the good stuff is actually located in Missouri. Western Kansas is full of inbred hicks and dumpy, dilapidated, cow-manure-smelling shit towns. Their politics are way the fuck backwards and they have lots of uneducated bible thumpers.
If you pass a gas station in Kansas, you may want to fill up because it will be a while before you see another.
by its4oclockandivegotnothingtodo February 08, 2013
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