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kafkalias

Usually a surname though in some instances is used as a first name. Kafkalias is famous about their humour and ironic character. When Kafkalias answers a question, make sure to double check the answer.
Don’t trust this guy. He is a Kafkalias.
by Vakla November 22, 2021
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Kafkaesque

Describing something that is horribly complicated for no reason, usually in reference to bureaucracy. Named after the early 20th century writer Franz Kafka, best known for "The Trial" and "Metamorphosis".
Trying to find a good band on MySpace is kafkaesque.
by Parsefone April 9, 2006
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kafkingian

a compound word phrase refering to kafka and stephen king. refering to a piece of art, lit., or film which embodies both the tacit matter of fact existential horror of franz kafka's writing and the pop culture comedic horror of stephen king. this is where king, hence informed by kafka, makes vast strokes of sentimentality and commonality dramatically horrific.
"jerome, your symbols of domestic entrapment in the new paintings are very kafkingian; the anthropomorphic utensils create a lot of tension...yet are somehow very naive and comic."
by tterragnoslen October 30, 2007
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Kafkaf

It’s used to refer to a black / coloured person that can’t run very well and it looks weird, you look like you’re running like an autistic dog.
Dude, that guy is a real kafkaf
by Vaqz November 21, 2018
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Kafkajillion

A number that is so high that umpteen does not begin to describe it. These numbers would be a waste of time to count to.

Derived from Franz Kafka, an author known for such absurdist fiction as The Metamorphosis, The Trial, and a short story about Poseidon being too busy filing sea-paperwork to enjoy his dominion over it.

Whether the k in Kafkajillion should be capitalized (when it's not starting a sentence) is a matter of preference.
Robert: "You know what? Prove it."

Jane: "I can think of kafkajillion examples off of the top of my head, but let's start with..."
by robotTimepiece December 17, 2021
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kafkaism

A religion surrounding the Honkai Star Rail playable character Kafka, as many people simp over her.
“Yeah I’m actually a kafkist, I practice.. you know.. Kafkaism? I worship Kafka, basically.”
What the fuck Angela I asked you if you wanted cornography”
by Oliolifr May 21, 2023
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Kafkaesque

adjective

Something people say to sound really smart.
This arugula salad is quite kafkaesque, don't you think?
by Cornell Professor May 29, 2010
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