Kabuki Mask

A facial. When the male deposits his ejaculate on the face of his partner, the effect of the white ejaculate looks like traditional Japanese Kabuki makeup.
Oh man, I gave my girlfriend a major league kabuki mask last night.
by alspalhal February 24, 2011
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kabuki shitfaced

drunker than drunk. your so drunk that that you dont know if you are a man or a woman.
I went drinking with George and got him so kabuki shitfaced he was hitting on everything that was walking.
by NVuss July 21, 2008
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kabuki dick dance

Military slang for waiting around for no apparent reason for someone of higher rank to make a decision.
So are we just going to do the kabuki dick dance all morning or we going to get to work.
by Renegade41 February 23, 2016
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Kabuki-Thugz

A thug version of a japanese theatrical worker. Also, a type of asian gang. I.e Kabuki Thugz. Known for relations with the Yokuza.
The Jabbawockeez, a dance crew who also use white gloves and full face masks like the Kabuki-Thugz.
by Aaron J S April 22, 2008
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Japanese phrase used to express an extreme difference in taste leading to a relationship breakdown.
One evening it all came to a head... I wanted to go to the theatre and he wanted to stay at home and watch humiliation porn so I said,

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off.
by TONY of SXW2 May 18, 2024
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Kabuki Shit-slide

When something goes so horribly wrong, that you feel like you're being dragged through a slip and slide covered in a Japanese woman's diarrhoea
When those girls kept laughing at me, it felt like a Kabuki Shit-slide
by SPART323 May 06, 2024
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Kabuki

1. Female character role
2. Female dishwasher
1. She hopes to play one of the kabuki
2. We feel sorry for kabuki
by 459395 March 18, 2023
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