Jizzler

3 dicks braided into a twister

Lebron: Hey John and Dan, do you wanna make a jizzler?

by mcpoopymypants May 30, 2021

jizzler

very fat; ball shaped; fucks ugly chicks; apetitie that can never be satisfied; likes to talk shit behind friends backs

you should go to the gym fatass before you look like jizzler.

by james jigsaw December 20, 2008

Jizzler

First sticking finger up arse, then cumming on the same finger. With the arse-stuck jizz-covered finger, you proceed to rub it over the top of someones lip (like Hitler's famous moustache) whilst they are asleep.

Ned, I'm going to Jizzler you when you are asleep.

by YouGotJizzlered May 31, 2009

JIZZLER

A kid who beats his meat in the school bathroom and gets a picture take of them which then gets spread around the school and causes the person to be called the JIZZLER

Griffin is a JIZZLER

by Lamesjrhru June 6, 2022

Jizzler

Just another name for a twizzler but a little more sexier

Hey gimme some o those jizzlers!

Sure here you go. BTW that was so sexy how you said that

by kmpkid3 October 27, 2008

Jizzler

Someone jizzing on you

Mario - Did you hear Jimmy is a good jizzler?
Ryan-yea totally I was with him last night he's amazing

by Coochie gang December 9, 2017

Juzzle

When a man has a jizzle party, the women escape by having a Juzzle party. The female members tell stories about their husband/partner/boyfriend's past glizzle's, and imagine the future glizzles that they may have.

"Omg, it was so hard I had to hit it with a broom!"
"A broom!? Better than what happened to my boyfriend, he was so excited I had to use a HOOVER to get it over and done with!"
"A hoover?!?"
"Yeah, it meant that the erection was gone and so was the sex!"
"..."
"He doesn't even ask me for wigs for his Jizzle parties anymore, he's THAT scared!"
"Then how did you know about the juzzle party if he wasn't gone?"
"He ran off with a suspiciously large bulge in the front, claiming he'd dropped a brick down his trousers."
"Ah."

by JuzzlePar-TAY! June 27, 2008