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The Murray Juxtaposition

To spend money lavishly on items, experiences or fads that are not essential to everyday life. All the while complaining at a lack of money or poor social of living conditions for yourself or your family. Particularly prevalent during periods of insecurity surrounding someones residence/living arrangements.

(Assisted by TwoSpell_Wizard)
Andy: Unbelievable those council bastards are making us homeless in 6 months. We can’t afford to move right now.

Jack: Guessing that means you won’t be renewing the season ticket then? That sucks mate.

Andy: Oh no thats staying. Im heading down with the family for a few days next week. Might splash out on a hospitality package.

Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition
by anonymous June 3, 2022
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Juxtaposer

One who places contrasting objects side by side.

One who stands amid a vividly contrasting scene or environment and attempts to utilize the chamelion effect.
A burly American walking through Vietnam wearing a bamboo hat.

A dog hiding a stuffed animal by putting it under a shoe.

The juxtaposer walked into a saloon wearing bright yellow rubber boots and an orange fedora.
by Surfingdanet July 25, 2011
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juxtapository

"Check that granny out. She's frail as the Dickens, but she beat up that cage fighter like it wasn't even a thing. How juxtapository."
by Bernard McGraw March 13, 2010
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Juxtaposer

1. A person who pretends to hate something most people like (or vice versa), simply because they think it will make them a more interesting or unique person overall.

2. A person who will change their opinion of something on a whim to match someone who (they admire or look up to) believes something else of it.
Guy 1: Bro, Twenty One Pilots is really good right now!
Guy 2: Nah, they've gotten too mainstream.
Guy 1: Yeah, you're right, their old songs were good.
Guy 2: That newest song is pretty good tho.
Guy 1: Yea, that's what I said!
Guy 2: Dude, quit being such a damn juxtaposer

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Person 1: Man, Infinity War was pretty good!
Person 2: I can't wait till' the sequel!
Person 3: Nah, it was pretty bad.
Person 2: What? Why?!
Person 3: Well, the acting wasn't *that* great...
Person 1: Is that it?
Person 3: Errr... Well, the effects-
Person 2: You're just being a juxtaposer.
by Dr. Boredom July 5, 2018
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juxtaposition

1. Literally, the act of putting something next to one another
2. The act of putting one's cock adjacent to someone else's asshole; anal rape
"Drop your pants and brace yourself for juxtaposition!"
by Anonymous November 4, 2004
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Juxtaposition

This word can mean anything. you can even separate it into two words juxta and position. Can be used as an action word, a word to describe anything. Pritty much can be used as anything
wow sonal why are you in that position, it looks pritty juxta

That kid just cut that board in half, it must feel pritty juxta to be in that position

Sonal why are you making that face it looks pritty Juxtaposition
by mayur030 January 2, 2011
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Juxtapositioning Script

I am an enigma.

What is a 'Juxtapositioning Script' you ask? I do not know. I made it up on the spot to get hackers and geeks searching Google for it, thinking it is some computer script-thing that does stuff that they have not yet heard of, making them feel little.
I love Cloyster. Not in the love-love, but in the it-is-really-cool love. The best Pokémon ever. Runners-up is Gengar.
by Juxtapositioning Script October 4, 2003
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