Ben Jorgensen

1. lead singer of the band Armor For Sleep
2. lover of Star Wars &LOST
3. forever on tour.

Ben Jorgensen and the guys from Armor For Sleep are amazing.

by littlebearrr July 23, 2006

Jürgen

a man whore

“how tf does jürgen get all those hoes?” “dude, hes a man whore.”

by yeetyboybaahahaha February 14, 2019

Al Jourgensen

Born 1958, a musician known best perhaps for forming the legendary Chicago Industrial Metal act Ministry, as well as writing most (if not all) of the music and being the only consistant member throughout the band's 27-year history. Jourgensen is also in charge of other bands such as 1000 Homo DJs, Revolting Cocks (often shortened as "RevCo") and Lard with former Dead Kennedys frontman Jello Biafra.

Jourgensen is a noted hater of the Bush family, his favorite targets being former presidents George H.W. Bush and George W. Bush, with several of Ministry's songs being critical of the way they've run the country.

I really hope Al Jourgensen organizes a Ministry reunion tour in the future.

by Gaaraofthedamned January 20, 2011

Jurgen Klopp

Jurgen Klopp is a German professional soccer/football manager (originally managing for Borussia Dortmund) for the English side, Liverpool. Liverpool FC is one of the best teams in the Premier League and would've won the 18/19 title over Manchester City if out-of-the-box goals counted as two. His famous catchphrase is "Boom!" and can train players to get out of their comfort zone and go in different positions. For example, Jurgen could get a left-mid to play as a left-back. He has made many major signings over the years. Like, Virgil Van Dijk for 75 million pounds and Mohammed Salah for 42 million pounds. His smile is also unforgettable but not as good as Ronaldinho's.

"Jurgen Klopp is probably the best manager Dortmund and Liverpool has ever wished for!" - Liverpool FC Fan
"At least he's better than Emery!" - Tottenham Spurs Fan
"Looks like it's a Tottenham fan..." - Arsenal FC Fan

by AidanTES July 9, 2019

jerkin with jergens

Jerking with jergens lotion for women.

"Bro I'm out." "Just do it like me, jerkin with jergens."

by Kareem Abdul Akbar January 12, 2017

Jorgenson

Female ejaculation that ends up on their sexual partner's face.

I was tottally going down on this girl and she Jorgensoned all over my face. It got in my eye and it stung a little bit... I couldn't see through my left eye for a week.

by Pinochio Valdez November 14, 2006

Jurgen

A funny little man who likes to drink scotch and get his groove on.

Has incredible dance moves.

I wish I could bust a move like Jurgen.

by fxy February 4, 2010