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a girl who look good az hell. A girl who gets AROUND.
You seen ma crib and u seen ma whips plus a got me a little jumpoff coming over.So ya'll gotta go.
All these other definitions are wrong. The REAL definition is:

(n.) a girl who used to be obsessed with you, but somehow you(either by ignoring her, telling her off, fucking her friend, etc.) got her to "jump off" your dick. Usually happens when you realize she has a disease, she's crazy, or super ugly.
Sean: Yo, I saw your girl Emily the other day.

Mark: She's not my girl, she's just a jumpoff of mine.
jumpoff by Azzurri09 July 26, 2009
what all the people (who think replacing the 's' with a 'z' in or at the end of words makes them sound cooler) should do.
Yo, yo, yo, mah niggaz! W'zzzzzzzaaaaaaaap?!

F'shizzle m'nizzle. Zit down and have yourzelf a nize cool one!

Oh, shut up you guys, you're not even black. Why don't you two go jumpoff a tall building.
Where the expressway turns into the regular streets again.
Turn on to the jumpoff so we can reach Nicholas street!
jumpoff by Agent Chainsawlady September 27, 2004

crispy chicken jumpoff 

Used to describe a salad topped with fried chicken.
1)Yo God, I'll take a crispy chicken jumpoff and some sweat tea.

2)Aye Hesse. They want a slab of ribs and a crispy chicken jumpoff

myspace jumpoff 

A guy or girl who's a groupy that you meet on myspace and you use for sex.
Yo hold on my ninja, my myspace jumpoffs callin'.
myspace jumpoff by Drejones July 18, 2006