Tree Jumper

(noun) Prison slang used to describe a child molester.

My new cell mate is a tree jumper - needless to say, this is not going to work out.

by Jonny Byanik March 4, 2013

Jumped the shark

A metaphor that identifies the exact moment a TV show has reached its creative peak. Or to put it bluntly, it’s the beginning of the end of a once great show. The moment in which it becomes clear the writers are out of good ideas and the show has begun its decent downhill. It’s usually some ridiculous stunt, story line, major character change, or huge fundamental shift in the premise of the show that is viewed as nothing more than a desperate attempt to raise viewership and declining ratings. The phrase refers to an episode of the popular 1970’s sitcom Happy Days, in which one of the main characters is water skiing (while wearing his trademark leather motorcycle jacket mind you), and literally jumps over a shark.

As far as I’m concerned, America’s Next Top Model jumped the shark when Tyra chose that air-headed idiot Nicole as the winner, instead the much more talented and deserving Nik.

by HuskyMiller December 16, 2006

crotch jumble

someone who is caught with their hands down their pants, or their hands over their genital area

"Hey Evalin, stop picking your crotch jumble and come over here"

by StefanStamp June 11, 2008

Goth's Jumper

Fanny as baggy as a Goth's jumper

Also see throwing a sausage up Brigate

Her fanny was baggier than a goth's jumper

by Big Poppa Mills December 30, 2020

Stubble Jumper

1. Someone from a prairie province or state.
2. A farmer.
3. A red neck or hick

Stubble is the end of a wheat or hay plant after it has been havested. It is usually about 6-12 inches long, sticks vertically out of the ground and is very stiff.

The Saskatchewan Ruffryders are just a bunch of stubble jumpers.

by icecoldstare July 24, 2009

Jumpies

An exercise mainly done by rowers, to condition the legs (quads, specifically). Generally conducted in sets, in the course of the dreaded *circuit*.

Coxwain: 121...122...123... Oh, oops. Sorry guys, I lost count.

Rowers: *groan*

Cox: Now all together, we're going to do 200 jumpies, by sets of 50: 1...2...3...

Rowers: We're gonna flip the boat on you, coxwain... shit...

by Shouldbedoinghomeworkrightnow April 2, 2011

Jumbled

When you are both high, and drunk. Another word for crossed.

bro, we’re gonna get so jumbled tonight fuck.

by millybeth April 27, 2019