jufed

To be schooled or beaten by a girl in an activity.

Person 1: Ooh that girl jufed you. She schooled you and you just be standing there!
Person 2: Whatever...girls always jufe you.

by its_ me_kadiii November 3, 2013

jeffed myself

When you drop an article of food on your shirt while eating.

Aw man, I just Jeffed myself.

by suuuieeeee July 17, 2020

Getting Jeffed

When you tell your bf about a hot encounter with another man and he sends you flowers or gifts in appreciation of sharing the hott story.

Getting Jeffed- Carrie totally got Jeffed with roses at work 30 mins after telling her bf about her amazing orgasms with Shawn last night .

by SunnieK October 1, 2016

You got joffed

Overwhelming feelings of extreme loss; having senses of firm grasp over your life and your goals and gnash they've evaded you or were stolen.

Your inner soul has been sucked dry; you begin to take and hasty measures agaisnt yourself and dwindle into a life of extreme masochism.

Cmon man you used to be the life of the party until you got joffed! Yup, poor guy he's as lifeless as an empty tuna can now.

by I n d i c a l April 5, 2022

jaffed

To forcefully insert.

Gav jaffed his cock into the floppy drive.

by matthx July 16, 2008

Jeffed Up

Jeffed Up, or JEFFED is what happens when the "company" insists on providing sexual gratification, (usually via the anal fuck) (whether the recipient expects/desires it or not), followed up by a good serving of Boston Pancakes. To be "Jeffed Up", you may be "gratified" by any member or non-members (ie: dildo) of the Jeffing parties body. It is important to note that the "Jeffin" party usually follows this up with some type of fucking over, ie: a good cold bitchslap to the face of the Jeffed one. This may be ordered "Stat" as well, meaning it should be done ASAP. Believed to originate around the time of the revolutionary war in Boston, or Philadelphia.

"Oh, you want a good ass fucking"? Well how about u git Jeffed Up tonite, or would you rather I Jeffstat you now?

by EMTCORNJOB July 20, 2009

jiffed

to fart, or beef, in a juicy manner...especially when a stench is prevalent.

I jiffed in the movie theater, and it made the projectionist's eyes water.

by The Real JBT June 1, 2011