Jurgen Flopp

An overated manager that blames the wind when he loses

Liverpool drop points to Everton Jurgen Flopp blames the wind

by Amazing 1356 May 30, 2021

jergens

Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.
Not for internal use.

"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."

by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007

Juergened

When you are at work and a Micro-manager of German descent constantly interrupts you with their own agenda that never pans out. You spend hours a day working on hair-brain ideas that never work.

I was in the middle of a critical project and I got Juergened... I will spend hours on his idea and nothing will ever come of it.

by MiddleStallFantacy June 3, 2013

Jergens

A brand of moisturizer that is often used by young boys for masturbation.

Son, did you empty the jergens bottle again? I was saving that for my anniversary.

by flergins January 15, 2020

Jurgen

1.An intellegent guy that always gets the most beautiful woman at social events, he is well dressed and everyone seems to want to be associated with him.

2. Gods gift to woman.

1."dammit Josh, That Mark has changed alot since primary school. Hes become a real Jurgen"

2. "Stacy had sex with David last night, she says he might be a Jurgen"

by catholicangel January 13, 2009

jurgen

hottest guy in the world .dark hair and dark eyes, has a huge dick, gets with the prettiest girls, has a great personality,perfect smile,funny,and he's really chill but probably smokes some pot, he's the most perfect boyfriend ever. he is also great in bed and knows how to play with your titties and pussy.

gods gift tom women

i wish i was a jurgen

by xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoox November 25, 2011

jurgensmeier

A really big vagina

Man that guy has a huge jurgensmeier.

by LexiconKing October 19, 2010