Jude Ellis

The single most amazing person in existence. Jude doesn't like people who swing USB leads and break his phone.

Yes, I'm religious. I support Jude Ellis

by pain-peko June 6, 2019

Hey Jude

One of the greatest rock 'n' roll songs ever recorded. Written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney. McCartney was the primary writer of the song. The song is more than 7 minutes long and features a 30-piece orchestra. It was one of the Beatles' 20 No. 1 hits on the Billboard charts.
The song was written for John Lennon's son, Julian Lennon. The original title of the song was "Hey Jules" but was changed to make it flow better.

"Hey Jude, don't make it bad/ Take a sad song and make it better."

by Beastman95112 November 13, 2005

jude henshaw

Someone white who constantly denies it. He generally likes to think of himself as being tanned and goes out of his way to become tanned (even if it means getting sunburnt ) , constantly comparing skin colour to others. People of this nature are generally jewish.

Stop comparing skin colours! Your white as all hell. Your such a Jude Henshaw!

by ThatSmartAssGuy March 6, 2017

Macho-Jude

1. n. An individual of the homo sapiens species who has ass-kicking power. The greatest of them all is Chuck Norris.

Antonyms: Buttcrack

1. "Man, that guy is so Macho-Jude he kicks my ass by looking at me."
2. "Ewww, that guys isn't even close to Macho-Judism. He's more of a buttcrack"

by nole of terror May 31, 2011

fat kid jude

he is like a marshmallow, he has a marshmallow shaped head and hes fat like one too

that guy is such a fat kid jude

by Whore-man September 11, 2016

The Jude Law Effect

When you are chatting with someone and can't remember a certain phrase or name. It is on the tip of your tongue but for some reason you just can't get it out of your mind. You then waste hours and hours trying to think of it, asking everyone you know. Then days later you yell out the answer and look around for approval, only to find you're by yourself.

Susan: What's the name of that British actor?
Kristen: Oh, the one in Bridget Jones Diary?
Susan: Yeah, shit I can't think of his name.
Hours pass.
Kristen: COLIN FIRTH!
Susan: The Jude Law Effect Strikes again.

by thebreakofday May 6, 2009

Jude Duarte

A knife-carrying, gorgeous, ambitious mortal girl who gets the opportunity to live in Faerie. She definitely makes the best of it and uses her mortality to her advantage.

A role model for all girls.

Person 1: "I want to be like Jude Duarte!"
Person 2: "Good choice, I brought you up well."

by seaglassforever September 21, 2021