A sports coach or P.E. instructor might tell the guys on his team or in his class, "You guys stop screwing around and get jocked up!"
by SportGuy September 21, 2008
Get the jocked up mug.Listening to a song you like over and over and over and over, until the song has lost all meaning and you hate that song. Whilst listening to said song, you will not listen to any other song, in fear of upsetting or hurting the feelings of the song your are obsessed with at that moment!
I love that new Train song, I've been 'Jovedaying' it all week.
I 'Jovedayed' Call me Maybe, and If I hear it ever again, I'll chop my own fingers off!
I 'Jovedayed' Call me Maybe, and If I hear it ever again, I'll chop my own fingers off!
by ARCHAZ October 25, 2012
Get the Jovedaying mug.The art of being so enslaved by the penis that she will do anything that the owner of the penis tells her too. Considered to be the opposite of pussy whipped.
Yo, can you believe that his girl will do anything he tells to?
Seriously, she goes yesterday and drove 120miles because he felt like a ice-cream sundae. She was late for work, all he did was give her a go.
Yeah dude, she's been properly Cock-Jocked!!
Seriously, she goes yesterday and drove 120miles because he felt like a ice-cream sundae. She was late for work, all he did was give her a go.
Yeah dude, she's been properly Cock-Jocked!!
by DeadManWalking May 6, 2018
Get the Cock-Jocked mug.Verb. To get completely pissed wasted; constantly wanting to get even more drunk and others around you just as drunk. Often involves excessive amounts of yelling, curse words, and getting kicked out of various establishments.
Guy: "So, what are you doing this summer?"
Girl: "Well I'm going on a month long Contiki tour through Europe."
Guy: "Holy shit. I've been on one of those. You are gonna get jocked every day."
Girl: "Well I'm going on a month long Contiki tour through Europe."
Guy: "Holy shit. I've been on one of those. You are gonna get jocked every day."
by ContikiContrasts September 7, 2011
Get the jocked mug.when someone completely humiliates you, or disses you.
Also if someone destroys you in a freestyle or rap battle.
Also if someone destroys you in a freestyle or rap battle.
dude, Mikey totally jocked on you today when he called you not hood.
That rapper Mad Mikey jocked on you during that freestyle battle.
That rapper Mad Mikey jocked on you during that freestyle battle.
by Mad Mikey 123 November 10, 2007
Get the jocked mug.A “state of being” induced by any substance that alters the state of your physical and/or psychological function. This adjective is only applicable to substances that have been stigmatized (does NOT apply to alcohol, caffeine and tobacco, despite their medical categorization to be considered drugs). This can be amplified with a nicotine head rush (i.e. borrow that one friend’s vape)
This word is often used in place of more “general” language to specify that one is THOROUGHLY inebriated.
If you imagine that music during sobriety is 2-dimensional, then music while jonked is 3-dimensional where you can hear all the layers and instruments of the songs separately from one another. Some song suggestions for when you’re jonked: Past Life by Børns, Foreplay by Jalen Santoy, Lucy by Still Woozy, and 100 Grandkids by Mac Miller
A common experience of being jonked without external stimuli (no phones, just vibes) may be cases of deep introspective metacognition. You begin to understand yourself and the world from a deeper and more meaningful place, but at the same time, feel so disconnected from reality because there is too much to ever understand.
Although your higher thinking is amplified, your mental ability to perform basic thinking will be impacted. You (or one specific friend) may often forget little things like someone’s cellphone or the tv remote in odd places resulting in long quests to search for the missing object.
One may also say “you are REALLY HiGH” (with lowercase i)
This word is often used in place of more “general” language to specify that one is THOROUGHLY inebriated.
If you imagine that music during sobriety is 2-dimensional, then music while jonked is 3-dimensional where you can hear all the layers and instruments of the songs separately from one another. Some song suggestions for when you’re jonked: Past Life by Børns, Foreplay by Jalen Santoy, Lucy by Still Woozy, and 100 Grandkids by Mac Miller
A common experience of being jonked without external stimuli (no phones, just vibes) may be cases of deep introspective metacognition. You begin to understand yourself and the world from a deeper and more meaningful place, but at the same time, feel so disconnected from reality because there is too much to ever understand.
Although your higher thinking is amplified, your mental ability to perform basic thinking will be impacted. You (or one specific friend) may often forget little things like someone’s cellphone or the tv remote in odd places resulting in long quests to search for the missing object.
One may also say “you are REALLY HiGH” (with lowercase i)
by pokemon-go_player42069 March 7, 2020
Get the Jonked mug.Usually being of male gender, someone who is jorked appears very muscular, and quite large in size. Their jorked appearence is due, in large part, to the use of roids.
1. Damn.. now THAT guy is JORKED!
2. Man, jorked buddy over there is definitely on the roids. Freekin roid monkey.
2. Man, jorked buddy over there is definitely on the roids. Freekin roid monkey.
by Burnski March 30, 2008
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