joop

a sound to make while poking someone esp. you make them go aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

joop

by snail racer April 10, 2010

joop

1. to trick the system
2. pull the wool over someones eys

The Vidovich thought he could joop me. He was wrong

by The Dster February 26, 2017

[Joop]

Something that some teenagers made up with the names alchowei and vodqour and they called there group JOOP wearing purple bananas. Until one day they went into a store and saw a mens cologne called joop. then they shut the hell up!

Tj- yo mario did you see them joop groups be walkin down the hall

Mario- yea there whacked.

or

yo that shirt your wearing is so joop

by BABY GUrlZ February 4, 2009

Columbian Joop

Sun Dried Joop mixed with a dash of cocaine.

That line of Columbian joop has a very nutty odor.

by Korowil February 28, 2011

Joop Dogg

A person of black descent whose job it seems to offer fragrance to males in the toilets of bars and clubs. These dodgy characters often forcefully attempt to offer you fragrance in the hope you will give them money. They often attack while their victim washes their hands.

"I had to get out the pissers quick, there's a Joop Dogg in there.. didn't bother washing me hands, I just did one."

by Dr Triad October 14, 2006

hoopa joop

an alien satellite probe

thats no hemerroid thats an alien hoopa joop

by the fuck fairy December 19, 2006

hoopa joop

anything that can be inserted into the anus

a hoopa joop can include dildos, cats, puppys, pens, pencils, rats, bottles, dick, a jug if your goatse, oompa loompas, light bulbs, watches, the list goes on

by eagor of the shepards pie October 9, 2008